Ok, the following facts are official and true.





-Sash and I are long-lost twins.

-We're identical twins.





Wait, there's more!



-We've got long-lost parents.

-Our parents are Angelina Jolie and Antonio Banderas, which explains our similar hair, skin colouring and my lips.

-We're going to Hollywood soon to inform them we're found each other and are still alive and kicking.

-Daddy's going to introduce us to Johnny Depp, Sash's heartthrob.

-They're gonna be proud they've got kids like us.

-We'll be rich.





Ain't this wonderful?!



*somersaults 23 times*