OMG JAY GOT ME A ZEN V PLUS!!!!!!

I am soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo musically happy I cld die of musical happiness!!!!!!!

Seee seee seeee!!!! http://sg.creative.com/products/product.asp?category=213&subcategory=214&product=15306!!!!!

I love Jay!!! I. LoVE. JAY!!!!!!

Jogging is gonna be such a wonderful experience from now on!

Can't stop exclaiming!!

CAN'T!!

I need to get myself a cup of milo!! And I shall!!

Oh, and I love the diet I'm on cos it's working!! More on that later!!

I'm such a bimbo!!

BYEEE!!!!

Ah, this one was independent. He insisted on going to the boy's toilet and that he can handle himself. I was standing outside the men's only long enough to get a weirded-out look from a middle-aged man when my boy came out. Upon being suspicously asked if he's washed his hands, he gave me the cheeekiest smile.

I love kids!!!!!!!!!!!!

A kid needed to pee and I had to bring him to the loo. I've nvr had to do anything like that at work before, which is so saddening cos I loved it! Itty bitty birdies are soooo adorable!!

Oh, and now, another! I shall be right back! Weeee!!!

I've lost the best pair of spectacles I've ever had in my entire life.

Whoooop-dee-dooo, yah?

My beautiful black frames with black and white sides. The perfect balance between funky and nerdy and whatever's not good in excess quantities. Some ah pek is probably wearing them now, scratching his arse to some cha-cha beat.

Sigh.

See, I was staying over at my sister's flat in chong pang last saturday. Sunday morning, we went down for breakfast, and I was having my itty bity nephew(the chubbiest little backside ever!!) on my hips and since my glasses were at such easy reach for him, I stuffed them into my pocket. After breakfast, we made our way to the barbershop to have Appu's hair cut. I wanted to see the whole process of it and felt myself for my trustly spectacles only to, ofcos, not find it.

My sister did a back-track of sorts with me thru the hawker centre and market. I asked the weird deaf-mute cleaner lady and the ppl at the drinks stall. I looked up to the skies and asked god to give me a sign as to where the fark my glasses were.

I got nothing, ofcos. Except for weird stares from middle-aged indian women.

I'll be getting a new pair in a month or 2. I might be able to afford them sooner, but don't want to. I'm absolutely fine wearing my contacts.

Ah, my eyes ache and I want these damn semi-circular plastic shits off my eyeballs!!!

Gotta be up at 8am. Jogging! Hope my trainers don't stink.

Less than 2 weeks to The Party now.

*beams*

My birthday is less than a month away!!

Which means, it's time I did a wishlist. And no, I won't wish for more wishes cos it's a list and there's no limit to it. Also, these wishes have a good chance of not coming true at all, so there wld be no point in wishing for more wishes cos what will I do with the uselessness of it all?


- SGD10,000,000 in cash
- a SGD7000 voucher to a good tailor
- the fanciest mp4 player on earth (white casing, if possible)
- a manicure and pedicure, full sets
- The whole collection of the Stephanie Plum series by Janet Evanovich (I will love you to bits, even if I loathed you before!)
- Any Archie comic(s)
- Earphones for BenQ Siemens EF51 cos I can't blardy find them anywhere and their service is so frikkin poor
- a white or gold string bikini
- a photographer with a camera who works for free
- a digicam
- a flat screen monitor
- a bottle of Jim Beam. Nvr tried the original
- a black puppy
- a bottle of good wine
- pretty and colourful flowers delivered to me
- a SGD200 Levi's voucher
- books on witchcraft. Not really for the spells, more for the history, beliefs, etc


Right. Actually, I wld like a hand-made card the most. Made by the card-giver and not some handicapped person, mind you. And Twinnie, since you're retarded, you're excused from the no-handicapped-person-card rule.

And honestly, I don't really care if I get lotsa presents or don't. Cos I'm not very materialistic, and the stuff I've listed out are my wants, not needs. Which means, I'll still stay happy without them.

But then, I'll be happier with them ah. Teehee.

At work, I can get free Ben & Jerry's, whenever I want. My fencing and golf centre has some sorta link to the ice cream fanchise's United Square branch and so, I is the happiest sweet-toothed person on earth! :-D I got Jay to share a Mix N Match with me yesterday evening and boy, was it the best costless ice cream I've ever had!!

Have mentioned how much I love my job?

Twinnie and I are planning our party. If you're a pretty close friend of ours, keep yourself free on the 8th of December. You'll be getting your invite reaaaally soon.

The Twinnies are 21!

I was searching for one of those glittering images + text to send the bf cos I miss him cos he nvr returns calls. I know it sounds familiar, Twinnie, but shut it cos I return (most of) your calls these days! Ahem.

Anyways.

I was browsing thru pickup lines and I HAD to share a few of them.

Feast your senses:



I think this is pretty cute. Haha.




Classic lame-o-ness.








I love this one, somehow!!!




A turn-off. Definitely.




...




.........




An insult, actually.








Ewww-ness.




Straightforward indeed!




This brought Twinnie to my mind immediately.




Ahahahaha!





Kinda makes sense in a warped way.











You know, I've nvr had a good pickup.

Well yeah, I've been approached by strange men while walking on pavements; mostly when I'm on my way home. It is sooo weird, y'know. I'll be quietly mulling over whatever's speculation-worthy when some guy creeps up from behind and introduces himself to me. What's even weirder is that they aaaalways come from behind. Ok, that doesn't sound too good, given the sentence structure, but they really do, every single time. Like, just appear from nowhere. And they'll proceed to inform me of their age and occupation and which block they stay at and what they do during their free time which wld lead me to being asked what I do during my free time and where I do it and the ultimate goal, an opportunity for a date, to which I'll say no to, ofcos. If I'd said yes at any point of time, I wldn't be blogging abt it cos Jay'll be reading this.

:-p

Anyways, as I was saying, I don't consider such episodes to be actual pickups. Also, I don't qualify the time I was told by a drunkard I have beautiful eyes like a DUCK's and that I shld join him for a drink at clarke quay to be a pickup. Cos that was plain mean/ridiculously stupid. Once, this girl came up to me at Gotham to tell me to come over to where she was sitting cos her guy friend wanted to talk to me, like he was some sorta sultan in shades. Why do ppl do that anyways? You want the girl, go get her yourself cos if you don't, you're just a coward acting macho.

Maybe I've nvr had a good pickup cos I've nvr responded positively.

What's a good pickup anyways!

Nonsense lah. I'm filled to the brain with cereal and it shows.

I shall leave you with a quotable quote.

Kay and I were at Tampines Mall's McD's late last friday. She had an ice cream-mess emergency, and reached for a serviette (which was on the floor moments ago) to wipe her mouth clean. In reply to my widened eyes, this little gem was revealed:

"Dirt is relative."

P.S: Have a look at these 'confucius quotes' !! Blardy hilarious.

My mom and I slept in the study room last night. My teeeny tiiiny study room. Those of you who've been over to my house are probably going 'omg how and why!??!'. Let me tell you how many sleepy ppl there were in my cosy little 4-room apartment yesterday.

Me, my mom, dad, 3rd sis and husband, 2nd sis and husband, 3rd brother-in-law's elder brother, and 3rd brother-in-law's nephew, who's few years older than me, by the way. That makes 9 ppl, and I didn't include the 3 kiddies. How many bedrooms excluding the study(which's not a bedroom, obviously) do we have? 2.

Yeeeeep.

So there were sleeping bodies everywhere except the toilets and store-room and balcony and ceiling and walls.

It's fun, having such sleeping arrangements. Kinda like camping. It's not too fun having my right shoulder hurting like a bitch since 10am tho. Oh well.

I shld stop bitchin and move on to less bitch-worthy matters.

I'm starting on a new job tmr! And this time, it's permanent. Frikkin permanent, I shld add. Why?

COS I LOVE IT!!

I know it's too soon to say it, but it's perfect. It is THE job I've been almost fruitlessly looking for for a looooooong time. I don't even mind the fact that it pays pretty low, esp since the hours are mostly shorter than the office kind. Must work every saturday and sunday tho, which is, again, fine, cos I'll finish work at 6 or 7pm and therefore, I'll still be free for dinner dates!

*wiggles eyebrows*

Oh, you must be wondering. Customer care and administration at Z Fencing and KinderGolf, under the Z Sports franchise. United Square is abt an hour from my place.

I'm actually encouraged to study, y'know? I was told that I MUST take up those evening courses that I've been putting off for ages and that my schedule can be worked arnd, as long as my weekends remain free. They ACTUALLY CARE. And I was told all this during my interview. Beautiful!

After the interview, my supervisor-to-be asked me to send him an email containing my thoughts, concerns and such regarding the job and actual interview session; feedback lah.

Dear ****,

Thank you so much for the interview opportunity earlier today! I
indeed enjoyed my glimpse into what Z Fencing and KinderGolf does.

I find that I have since this afternoon, developed an interest for it,
as I have never dealt with anything regarding golf nor fencing, be it
work-wise or personally. I imagine it would be interesting to learn a
bit about the sports as well as improve my customer service skills. And
your workplace seems like a good place to do that as your
colleagues seem really friendly!

It's nice to see that there's priority given to staff too, instead of
just to the work to be done and service to be delivered. I'm talking
abt your encouraging me to continue my studies and that my classes can
be worked around, for my benefit, of sorts. It's refreshing, coming
across an organisation that is willing to be kind and reveals it
during the first interview itself!

But the only little glitch is that the salary range is pretty low.
Honestly, I don't come from a rich family and I fend for myself; when
I do further my education, I'll be paying for it. If offered the
position though, I'm sure I can work around that. I see a lot to be
learnt from working at Z Fencing and KinderGolf. You mentioned that
it's a stepping stone, and I see it the same way.

It's almost 12midnight now, and I should hit send to show you how
punctual I am in actual fact! :-p (Note: I was a weee bit late for the interview. Teehee.)

I shall await your reply on Monday.

Thanks, once again!

Dhanya
9*** ****


And his reply:


Hi Dhanya,

well said and thank you. I'm glad that our work culture is something
you can relate to. We work hard to maintain a family environment and
look out for each other and our customers. It is important we enjoy our
work because of the high standards of professionalism we need to
maintain. This is something I'm proud to say that our team (teachers
and front line centre managers) reflect everyday.

I'll be making the final deliberations on the candidates today. I'll
get back to you by tomorrow latest. Your comments and concerns are
taken into consideration.

Thanks for keeping to the promise and replying. :-)


****
Director, Z Sports Group

Tel: **** ****



So, I can't wait for tmr! I'll be trained for a week, and from monday to wednesday, I start work at 10am, to end only at........ 1pm!!!!!

NOW HOW COOL IS THAT?!

I'll have alot of material to learn, tho. Which is why I'll be let off so early. Still, YAY!!!

Normal hours from Thursday. 11am to 6pm. No weekend duty this week. My last absolutely free weekend! Saturday evening's booked. If you want to see me, btr tell me fast ah.

*gets a dusty calendar out*

Mmm. I shld probably blog.

*ponders*

Life is preeetty good, isn't it?

Deepavali's just a day away. I love the punjabi suit I'm gonna wear. Pink sleeveless top with a teeeny bit of mirrorwork and wide white pants with some different coloured circles of fabrics sewn onto it. Oh, and the white shawl is the most beautiful part of the whole suit. Love it!!! My first brother-in-law's mom got it for me. :-D Aaand, I've already painted my nails a similar shade of pink. Teehee.

I sure hope I manage to get decent pics taken. My phone's camera's lousy. Anyone who thinks I shld get me a digicam shld get me one instead of waiting arnd for me to buy it.

Life'll be even more beautiful.

Be sleeping later (than usual) tonight. I somehow like staying up cleaning and arranging and baking; even if I've work the next day. Mommy found another tangled set of blinking lights and those are going up too!!! If only I cld think up a do-able pattern. Aiyah, I'll probably line the perimeter of the windows lah. It's almost 12 and I don't wanna spend too much time prettying something that's already beautiful. Ahem.

Clean, clean, so much to clean. Did my nails a wee bit too early, I think. Whooop-dee-doo.

Baby's crying and mom's nagging.

Toodles.

I put up blinking lights at my hall windows! I AM SO SMART!!!!!

Take a beeeg peak!!!!!



A from-far shot.





In case you're blardy stupid and have not guessed what you're looking at, it's a one-leafed flower with a little butterfly on it. I have much cleverness in me, n'est ce pas?

Blinking lights are so pretty. I nvr realised how pretty they are when tangled. And lit, ofcos.





Right. Off to sleep, I am. If I find the time to, I shall blog tmr. I shall leave you guys with a single product of a half-successful camwhoring session I had 2 nights ago.

Nights and toodles!

Ho ho ho. My halloween was a great disappointment, halloween-wise. I didn't party. *pouts*

I left the house in my costume(a soft shirt with the sleeves folded way up tucked into a high-waisted, knee-lengthed flared, frilly, ultra-feminine skirt and heels[DUH]), tho it wasn't at its full potential (I wasn't blonde yet, and make-up was minimal[lipstick and eyeliner only. I did not want to have clogged pores the whole day] and my hair was out loose and free to be wild). Ended up looking like an indian Stepford wife, as pointed out by Twinnie and FG.

Oh and FG, thanks for lunch! I feel baaaaaaaaaaad. Really. Bet you feel super good now.

Aaaanyways. That's how far my costume got this halloween cos Nan got sick, and since Jay's having his bloody exam later today (Thursday), it'd have been just me and Kay partying or roaming the streets dressed weirdly yet prettily but that didn't happen either cos after dance class, we just collapsed onto the floor and didn't feel like it(obviously).

*takes a deep breath*

Buuuut, besides my/our failure to party and enjoy costless drinks, the day was preeeetty good. Hahaha. I got to play with Appu and Baby and had the blastiest of blasts. And Appu is SUCH a pro with his motorbike. Maneuvers around pillars like he's been doing it all his life, and that, with a bored look too.

Sigh. How I miss his beautiful face and perfect hands. And little, shapely legs. And how I miss Baby's deliciously plump limbs and bright, shiny brown eyes. And generous toothless grins. And attempts to suck on my fingers.

Oh well.

Dance class was fantastic. My legs hurt. Fabulousness. I love physical pain when I'm gonna get results from it. Especially when it's as fun as it was today! Dancing with Kay was gooood. :-D My sister's happy abt our dancing. Also, I specifically know that she's elated that I'm actually taking her lessons and the art form seriously this time arnd.

We aim to perform at a temple next yr! Let you guys know when and where. You will have to be there. My first (public[and intended]) performance in 12 years ah. Don't play play.

I start on yet another temporary assignment tmr, at Raffles Place. This shld last like... a month or so. And this means, I'll be travelling to and from work with Twinnie almost everyday.

HAPPINESS-ness!!!!

Sleepiness-ness.

Nights and toodles. :)