Hello there. I was just wondering. Could you get any more boring? No, honestly, can you?

Hmm. Maybe I'm just bored.

I'm probably bored.

I'm baking chocolate brownies next weekend! Who wants some? I'm in the mood to produce a few batches of them. Jay, Twinnie, Venga, Nantha, Kay & Esther are on the list. NazzyNadhen, you want brownies too? Rest of you, don't be shy, just ask! I sure give you one.

'Dhanya' means generosity and abundance in Sanskrit. So don't get all suspicious at my show of niceness.

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Twinnie and I have been chatting online since morning, and we were bored earlier. No wait, we are bored. So so bored. Anyways, be warned that the conversation's long, and you don't have to read it just cos you're my friend, that is, if you are my friend.


Scarlet Starlet says:
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°· her royal freshness ·° says:
uh huuuh.

Scarlet Starlet says:
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Scarlet Starlet says:
l;ksdj;sogtuij;!!

°· her royal freshness ·° says:
oh my.

°· her royal freshness ·° says:
why?

Scarlet Starlet says:
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°· her royal freshness ·° says:
whoooa! the nerve. asshole

Scarlet Starlet says:
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°· her royal freshness ·° says:
asswipes indeed. you shldn't stand for it, twinnie. even if he buys you jelly beans

Scarlet Starlet says:
kjdfbczxviuwrytkjsdjQEIO'0OIURKJBFIUAWGTRJ?

°· her royal freshness ·° says:
no, I don't think he was joking when he said he was a terrorist

Scarlet Starlet says:
yudtfjhcvmncv j,xhcgghsgjk !

°· her royal freshness ·° says:
Jay doesn't know anything about his character whaaat. ofcos he'll say he seems ok!

Scarlet Starlet says:
HAHAHA

°· her royal freshness ·° says:
what? I don't get what you're saying, twinnie

Scarlet Starlet says:
oh, NOW you don't understand me.

°· her royal freshness ·° says:
what's that gibberish?

°· her royal freshness ·° says:
twinnies nowsadays ah. something wrong

Scarlet Starlet says:
This isn't gibberish! Gibberish is what you'd call my foot up your ass!

°· her royal freshness ·° says:
umm. I love you!

°· her royal freshness ·° says:
and you've been watching too much That 70s Show

Scarlet Starlet says:
what the hell did you say to me? you tell me again if you have the yoghurt!

°· her royal freshness ·° says:
omg. I have no yoghurt! only got creamer!

Scarlet Starlet says:
there's no such thing as too much That 70s Show.

Scarlet Starlet says:
I'll tell you where to put that creamer!

Scarlet Starlet says:
do you wanna wear your ass for a hat?!

°· her royal freshness ·° says:
... wtf?

°· her royal freshness ·° says:
that's almost disturbing!

Scarlet Starlet says:
good day.

°· her royal freshness ·° says:
*flips hair like Jackie and pouts*

°· her royal freshness ·° says:
I'm gonna post this. I find myself quite funny today

Scarlet Starlet says:
eh! i was just thinking that one of us has to post it!

°· her royal freshness ·° says:
waaaah, powder ah!

°· her royal freshness ·° says:
umm. I is lazy.

°· her royal freshness ·° says:
you can post it if you want. muahaha

Scarlet Starlet says:
no you is NOT!

Scarlet Starlet says:
you must do it.

Scarlet Starlet says:
now.

Scarlet Starlet says:
GOOD DAY.

°· her royal freshness ·° says:
WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

°· her royal freshness ·° says:
bloody hell you good day me so fast!

Scarlet Starlet says:
I SAID GOOD DAY.

°· her royal freshness ·° says:
SWEET DREAMS!

Scarlet Starlet says:
BACKSIDE!

°· her royal freshness ·° says:
APPAM(vagina in Malayalam)!

Scarlet Starlet says:
that's unauthorised use of malayalam!

Scarlet Starlet says:
you watch out!

Scarlet Starlet says:
i tell your mother.

°· her royal freshness ·° says:
tell lor. my mother call you mayiru(hair, normally pubic, in Tamil) ah.

°· her royal freshness ·° says:
she will use tamil illegally

Scarlet Starlet says:
eh. shut your mouth! you...you...KUSU(fart)!

°· her royal freshness ·° says:
you call me smelly wind?!

°· her royal freshness ·° says:
you dried cowdung ah. holy shit!

Scarlet Starlet says:
you soothu(ass) pee(shit)!

Scarlet Starlet says:
have you posted? huh huh HUH?!

°· her royal freshness ·° says:
soothu pee is venga! I'm mooku(nose) pee(shit)

°· her royal freshness ·° says:
and patience is a virtue!

Scarlet Starlet says:
No it isn't. it's just something our parents used to say in order to get us to shut up

Scarlet Starlet says:
patience is as much a virtue as ants are good for your eyes

Scarlet Starlet says:
the truth of the statement is inversely proportionate to how full of shit a parent is.

°· her royal freshness ·° says:
my ass ah. patience makes us better people ah. umm....generally

°· her royal freshness ·° says:
ooo you call your mother what?!

Scarlet Starlet says:
patience makes one a doormat.

Scarlet Starlet says:
though that is relative

Scarlet Starlet says:
depends on who you're being patient WITH

°· her royal freshness ·° says:
no it doesn't. doormatism makes one a doormat. patience is good for the mental and maybe even physical health, considering you feel a sense of peace and okayness with waiting when waiting is necessary

°· her royal freshness ·° says:
I must agree with you on your last statement

°· her royal freshness ·° says:
*nods*

Scarlet Starlet says:
*belches*

Scarlet Starlet says:
i just lost one of the little rubber backing thingies on my dorothy perkins earrings

°· her royal freshness ·° says:
steal an eraser from your desk!

Scarlet Starlet says:
how the hell do you suppose i can steal from myself and get away with it?

°· her royal freshness ·° says:
just try not to think about karma

Scarlet Starlet says:
and literally turn the other way or close one eye?

°· her royal freshness ·° says:
take the eraser, place in within easy reach on the table, turn behind, and grab it

Scarlet Starlet says:
and also, is it bad karma if i steal from myself and I, as the thief AND the owner, am okay with it?

°· her royal freshness ·° says:
this is like Bruce Wayne stealing from his own company!

Scarlet Starlet says:
exactly

°· her royal freshness ·° says:
and he became Batman.

Scarlet Starlet says:
with no soon-to-be-Riddler popping up trying to expose me.

°· her royal freshness ·° says:
mmm. maybe the karma's good?

Scarlet Starlet says:
the karma will be good if the stealing is used for the good of mankind and not for personal gain

Scarlet Starlet says:
somehow, i believe this theft is more for personal gain than for the good of mankind.

Scarlet Starlet says:
therefore, this theft will only result in me incurring bad karma.

Scarlet Starlet says:
so i shall not steal my own eraser!

°· her royal freshness ·° says:
noooo. noone wants to look at your earholes. so holey.

°· her royal freshness ·° says:
they'll want you to cover them up. so, good karma!

°· her royal freshness ·° says:
steal that thing!

Scarlet Starlet says:
but i can wear them without the backing also la. and i definitely won't lose them cos the earrings are so heavy, i'll notice if they fall off.

Scarlet Starlet says:
they're hooks anyway

°· her royal freshness ·° says:
adachai(umm...bleurgh?). talk so long for nothing

°· her royal freshness ·° says:
boo you and your earrings!





Feel tortured? Think you deserve to be paid for having read that? That can be arranged, y'know. I pay with brownies! Again, don't be shy! If you don't wanna leave a tag, email me! It's free anyway!

I wanna spread brownie-love!!!

Don’t you ever wish you were someone else,
You were meant to be the way you are exactly.
Don’t you ever say you don’t like the way you are.
When you learn to love yourself, you’re better off by far.
And I hope you always stay the same,
Coz there’s nothing 'bout you I would change.

Stay the same by John Mcintyre

Happy Valentine's Day!

I don't think it matters that it's the most commercialised celebration after Christmas; it's just an excuse to celebrate with ppl you love. Jay and I have chosen to spend the day in each others' company which sounds good to me even though we have no idea what we're gonna do. Oh oh, he made me a sweet little card. :-D

Hope you have a good one! I'm sure you know that you don't need to be attached to. *winks*

Got tagged to do this on Facebook. Since I spent a whole half of an hour on it, I might as well post it here.

Rules: Once you’ve been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 25 random things, facts, habits, or goals about you. At the end, choose 25 people to be tagged. You have to tag the person who tagged you.

1 . I have a love-hate relationship with the photocopier.
2 . I'm having coffee in a teachers' day mug my sister got in 2002.
3 . My sister's a teacher.
4 . Every adult in my family is married, including me.
5 . I'm not so sure about the 'adult' part, actually.
6 . I prefer black pens to blue.
7 . I love procastinating, but try my best not to do it when it's best not to.
8 . I smile at strangers sometimes.
9 . I ALWAYS wake up later than I shld.
10. Trying a new recipe gives me a rush.
11. I promised Jay I'll nvr drink when I'm alone at home and I wish I'd crossed my fingers.
12. I don't give a damn what most ppl think of me as long as I know I'm ok.
13. Also, I don't give a damn what ppl think of me as long as I don't look ugly.
14. I think ppl who think I'm smart probably don't know any better.
15. I think ppl who think I'm dumb lack basic human intelligence, which in turn narrows their minds.
17. I'm aware of the contradictions I make and I savour them.
16. I refuse to make an effort to read the papers. News that's important enough will reach me in other ways.
17. I crack my toe-knuckles alot.
18. I've had a pedicure only once.
19. My wedding gown is still waiting to be sent for dry-cleaning.
20. I love Jay.
21. I like scissors and sharp knives.
22. I sometimes cry at breathtakingly beautiful sunsets.
23. I love cardigans and sweaters.
24. The Kinks (1960s) is my favourite musical group.
25. I hate bad customer service.

Time for lunch. Toodles!

(Applause for Venga's very first quotable quote, please!)

Venga had his male friend over at his place while nobody else was home. I gave him a call to settle some plans and got to hear them both having their own brand of fun. Little did I know what sorta fun they had till unfortunately, I phoned him again.

Me: Eh, why's your voice like that?
V : My voice ah? Mmm...drank ice water lah. Ahem ahem. Actually I feel like there's something in my throat. Ahem.
Me: *uncomfortable silence*
V : (10 seconds later) NO! No no no no no, it's not what you think!
Me: Omg...
V : No no no!

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Did you hear? My contacts are in the toilet. Cos my phone dropped into the toilet bowl. I was expecting an urgent call from work in the morning, and had to have the phone on the cistern. It vibrated off it, and landed into the bowl. I was initially unsure as to where it fell cos I can't see nuts without my glasses, when I heard a gentle 'BLOP' from you-know-where.

Pls sms me your numbers. =(

Karma works at an alarming speed sometimes. Here's proof:

On a late Saturday morning surrounded by little swimming students, Nazz was feeling quite pissed off at something (the nature of which doesn't come to mind right now). She decided to pick up a rubber band and shoot it into the clear, innocent pool, after which she hurled some obscenities into the air, and proceeded to settle herself down.

Half an hour later, a very familiar-looking piece of rubber violently bounces off her right eyebrow. The pool spit at her.

Non-karma-believers, you know nothing.

Oh, and did you know that when Nazz gets shocked, she makes this squeaky noise that sounds like a dying squid?

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My husband, chewing on bubble-tea pearls, feeling happy;

*slurps a little, ala Heath Ledger's Joker* "You wanna know how I got my balls?"

This is gonna be a bimbo post. Read at your own eye-rolling risk.

It sucks that I've lost more weight AFTER the wedding. Have you had a look at the pictures? If you've not, DON'T. My arms look big enough to produce baby arms of their own.

My hair wasn't at its best on that day either. The back of it was quite frizzy, and my curls had decided to bastard me and were half-assed. On normal days they choose to be thick and sometimes bouncy, but on my wedding day, they went as limp as Mas Selamat's walk. I don't get it. Anyways, the hair's got more defined curls now cos I got it permed (I know, perming curly hair sounds redundant, but it does make you less hair-mood-dependent) and so, it looks alright from all angles.

My make-up was ok. Did it myself, and it looked pretty nice till an hour into the event, which was when I needed a touch-up, but didn't have time for it. As a result, light was shining off my oily under-eyes in the pics. Oh, and I'd been searching for the perfect shade of matte lipstick weeks before but couldn't find it. =(

I wanna wear my gown and do it all over again! Too bad a white gown has no part to play in a traditional hindu wedding. There is the photoshoot to look forward to, I guess. And with the help of photoshop, Jay and I will look btr than normal. I will have to make sure the image editor doesn't make us look too flawless, tho. I notice that many times, it's overdone. The faces are made too glowy and evenly toned, helping the couple achieving a ghostly appearance. As interesting as that sounds, I would prefer to look human instead. I hope to have my arms toned by then (and I will!) so that no 'magic' would have to be done to them to make them look smaller. I have modelling ethics. Ahem.

Is a photoshoot for the wedding neccessary tho? I don't think it is, y'know. There really is no actual need for it, especially since it costs a few thousands and that money can be used to install pretty fixtures or buy new furniture for the new home. But Jay wants a photoshoot (which is weird cos I'm the vain, camwhoring one), so I'm looking forward to it with more than a teeny bit of excitement. Hope we can do some shots in natural surroundings! Maybe in a quaint little cafe too. That'll look sweet.

Ok, my bimbotic burst is over.

Drinks with Sha later. Yay!