Thursday, July 31, 2008

I have a friend at work. A malleable, almost androgynous friend. Wanna meet him?

Say hello to........ Tack!!



Sweet isn't he? That's his happy smile.



Tack watches me work. That's his favourite activity. When I nod off while doing one of the few mundane tasks that're part of my duties, he squeals just loud enough for me to hear. Also, he discreetly snarls at ppl who try to push their work to me, which encourages me to tell to them to go wank somewhere. Such a darling, yes?

He's been complaining abt his looks (I think he's always looked stunning. But there's no convincing him. Sigh.) so I decided to give him a makeover. After much careful thought and processes, here's the end product;





He loves the tiara-like thing I did for him!



Side view!

He's happy with his new look, and has decided to name himself Shiny Bluetack. Tacky name, but I'm glad he loves my work! Let me know what you think!

And I love you, Tack!

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Kill me.

Sunday, July 27, 2008

My previous post was superbly bimbotic. I did it in the mrt mainly to fight the discomfort I felt while being stared at by a group of Yindian indians, and a lone caucasian. So, do excuse me.

It's such a lazy lazy Sunday. Good thing I suggested going to the airport for dinner to my mom, else I'd probably be reduced to a big, brown gooey glob on the sofa by 7pm.

Oh, I was supposed to club last night but didn't. No ladies were free besides Sindhu, Suchita and I, so we decided not to go ahead with our plans. BUT, at 12midnight, I got a text msg from Suchita asking if I'm still free to do a ladies' night. Just 15 minutes after I got home from dinner with Venga. 15 puny minutes! My mom would've made a huge fuss if I'd sneaked out, and she'd be sending me nasty looks from today to Tuesday.

I've been feeling extremely sociable lately, for some weird reason. Like, I wouldn't mind having dinner with friends I'm not very well acquainted with, even it's just 1 person, which will be a potentially unsuccessful dinner date, in case I don't have much to say to her/him and vice versa. All the same, I'm sure I'll just talk my ass off and force out a topic of shared interest. Must check my horoscope; I bet there's something about my current tendency towards being a persistent pain in the ass. I also bet that if I were a business woman, I would have managed to secure a damn huge deal by now.

I'm kinda free next week, besides Tuesday, Wednesday, Saturday and Sunday. Anyone free for dinner?

Saturday, July 26, 2008

Wanna see my new shoes? They're a steal at $15, from Bata. Bata! Who'd have thought they sell cute stuff right?

Thursday, July 24, 2008

Shit, I've got a pinky blog.

I do not want my blog to be so pink/purple!! I didn't realise it till now! Ok, I'm aware of those incredulous stares. I'm so gonna go home and photshop my skin.

Changed my song. Listen to it and you'll realise it's abt this guy almost falling in love with a tranny. I love how weird The Kinks are.

Saturday, July 19, 2008

Sindhu tagged me first. And now, twinnie too! So. Here goes.

Here are the rules:
1. Type your answer to each of the questions below into Flickr Search.
2. Using only the first page of results, pick one image.
3. Copy and paste each of the URLs for the images into Big Huge Lab's Mosaic Maker to create a mosaic of the picture answers.


The questions:
1. What is your first name?
2. What is your favourite food right now?
3. What high school did you go to?
4. What is your favourite colour?
5. Who is your celebrity crush?
6. What is your favourite drink?
7. What is your dream vacation?
8. What is your favourite dessert?
9. What do you wanna be when you grow up?
10. What do you love most in life?
11. What is one word that describes you?
12. What is your user name?




1. What is your first name?
Her name must be Dhanya too.

2. What is your favourite food right now?
Mashed potatoes. The ultimate comfort-giving dish for me.

3. What high school did you go to?
Hai Sing Catholic. This's the choir, which I hated being part of.

4. What is your favourite colour?
White. Pretty figurine, innit?

5. Who is your celebrity crush?
Isha Koppikar. But I accidentally duplicated the white fairy instead of having Isha's pic in it. I suck. =(

6. What is your favourite drink?
Tea.

7. What is your dream vacation?
Italy. I wanna explore those wonderfully cramped vilages.

8. What is your favourite dessert?
Apple pie.

9. What do you wanna be when you grow up?
Happy.

10. What do you love most in life?
Love, loving, and being loved.

11. What is one word that describes you?
Laid-back.

12. What is your user name?
her royal freshness. She don't look like a Fresh Prince fan tho.



It's late and I'm too lazy to tag anyone, so if you think this cld be a good way to pass time, do it! =)

Tuesday, July 15, 2008

~Quotable Convo~

-::Nadira Putri::- [Not worth it...] says:
anywayz, what you doing?

I say:
I is doing some mundane work right now

I say:
lalala

I say:
and you?

-::Nadira Putri::- [Not worth it...] says:
i is staring at screen

-::Nadira Putri::- [Not worth it...] says:
too bad screen has no reflection

-::Nadira Putri::- [Not worth it...] says:
or it would just be divine

-::Nadira Putri::- [Not worth it...] says:
WAHAHAHHAHAAH

I say:
omg HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHA


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Did you know, Nad's gonna wear a towel and heels ensemble to my marriage registration?

Thursday, July 10, 2008

Have you guys had a look at the sky today? It's a stunning blue, like this! And the clouds in it are so soft-looking, I wanna jump on a bird and fly right into them!!

Oh oh, I'll be flying off to India soon. In case you're thinking I was talkin abt the sky and clouds just so I can progress to this topic, you're wrong. I AM lame, but not THAT lame.

So, back to India! We shld be leaving Singapore middle or end August, and my trip shld last abt 2 weeks. I've been wanting to go the past few years cos the last time I was there was so long ago; December 1997. My 11th birthday was spent touring Bangalore and hurriedly travelling back to Madras in a van. My sister and I were at the backseats, playing 'doctor and patient'(not the kinky version ofcos), writing fake prescriptions and signing them off with fake names like Shitothiri Manangkatti. I think Dr.Manangkatti was diagnosed with tummy problems herself.

I'd much prefer going to India some other time, to tell the truth. I've quite a bit to do in Singapore, besides work, like stuff that's got to do with my R.O.M(which's GOD, only 4+ months away?!?!) and some other personal stuff. Plus, I wanted to start on my course asap, but now, for obvious reasons(in case it's not obvious to you, I don't wanna miss 2 weeks' worth of lessons at the very beginning of it), I can't. It being an almost fully sponsored holiday makes it a bit btr, tho. You must be wondering why the hell my holiday expenses are subsidised, especially since I'm a working adult(or so they choose to say at convenient times).

See, the intial plan was that my mom, dad, 3rd sister, her hubby and their baby go on the trip. I guess my mom quite suddenly realised that I'll be home alone that way. So, she insisted that I pack up and stay at this other sister's place while they're gone. I, being the typical Saggitarian who hates restrictions, of which there will be plenty of had I agreed, refused. And there's no way I can stay with my other sister(I SWEAR I'VE A THOUSAND SISTERS), cos there's no space, not even for a growth-stunted rodent to wiggle its whiskers. Ofcos, I absolutely will not be allowed to live alone, not with the rapes and murders happening here. Like that murder of the 18-yr-old indian girl in Ang Mo Kio that I'm sure you heard or read abt yesterday. We're to shift to Ang Mo Kio in a few weeks.

Bleurgh.

I managed to get Muthu to agree to be my housemate for 2 weeks, which my mom considered to be an okay idea. I was all excited abt the fun we were gonna have(Muthu actually went, "But the good kinda fun right?") and was thinking of hosting a mini movie marathon when my mom popped my parade by calling me while I was being given a ride home from dinner with Jay's family and informing me, "It's settled. You're coming with us."

"Ah? Coming with you? WHAT??!"

" You're coming with us lah. No peace for me, leaving you here."

"But I only have 6 days leave now! Like that I must take unpaid leave!! I got things to pay for!! How?!?!?!?!!"

"We'll sort out your money issues later ok. Just know that you're going."

Thanks for the freedom of choice, Ma. Oh well. After working everything out, I've realised that I'll be forking out SGD200 for the whole trip. My mom is gonna pay for absolutely everything else, including my shopping sprees. Now that, is a frikkin sweet deal. I'm most definitely warming up to the idea of taking a few days unpaid leave, cos my mom says she won't be expecting any monetary contributions from me in September since I won't have much to spare. I think she's in a very very generous mood. Probably cos she's glad I'm not putting up a fight.

You guys want anything from India?

P.S: Changed the song! I'm sure I've gotten everyone sick of the Bittersweet Symphony. But weirdly, I'm not.
P.P.S: I bought myself a pair of blue contacts a few months ago for the heck of it. I wore it out last week to give Jay a scare. But he didn't blink an eye. Dang.