An Arab was interviewed at the US Checkpoint.

Officer: Your name please?

Arab Guy: Abdul Aziz

Officer: Sex?

Arab Guy: Six times a week.

Officer: I mean male or female?

Arab Guy: Doesn't matter, sometimes even camel.





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A man went to the hospital for a checkup. The doctor said he had penis cancer.

He went home, upset, shouted at his wife with anger,

"SEE, I TOLD YOU TO STOP SMOKING!"





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Farmer ordered a MILKING MACHINE. Tried it on his penis and had a wonderful orgasm, but cldn't remove it. So, he reads the manual and faints. It says

"AUTO RELEASE AFTER 2 LITRES".





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Teacher : Why do cows look depressed when being milked?

Student : Madam, if someone rubs and squeezes your breasts for 2 hours but don't fuck you, how would you feel?