From Friendster, I got this stupid joke. Entertaining, though!





A 20-yr old girl went to see a psychiatrist.



"Doctor, I'm so angry at my boyfriend that I

must call him "Bastard". Sometimes I feel that he's

gone too far, and he deserves the title."



"Hmm.. such a word is too strong and rude to

call a person. But maybe you have your own

reasons to call him that. Tell me about it so that I can

help you."



"Yes, thank you, Doctor. There was one

night...we parked our car besides the beach and we were

alone... and... he held my hand..."



"Did he hold your hand like this?"



"Yes, Doctor. Exactly like how you're holding it

now"



"If its only this, he doesnt deserve to be

called "Bastard". That means he doesnt want

to be separated from you."



"Then, he leaned his body towards me... and

hugged my shoulder..."



"Was he as this close to you and did he hug

you like this?"



"Yes, Doctor. Exactly like how you're close to

and hugging me now"



"Its not a Bastard. That means he wanna stay

forever by your side"



"Then he kissed me..."



"Did he kiss you like this?"



"Yes, Doctor. He kissed me just exactly like

how you're kissing me now."



"If its only a kiss like this, seriously you cant

call him "Bastard". That means he adores you."



"Then he put his hands inside my clothes and

touched my boobie, Doc..."



"Like this?"



"Yes, Doctor... he did it like that"



"Its not a behaviour of a bastard. It means he

protects you"



"Then he took off all my clothes... slowly... "



"Did you resist?"



"No. Instead, I let him do it, coz I love him..."



"Did he took off your clothes like this ?"



"Yes, Doctor. Until Im completely naked like

now......"



"He still doesnt deserve to be called "Bastard,

because it means he wanna learn about your

body completely"



"Then he kissed me and put his.... inside me

and had sex with me..."



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"Did he do it just like what we did just now?"



"Yes, Doctor. exactly the same"



"You cant still call him Bastard. It means he

needs you."



"But then he told me that he has AIDS"



"Damn!!!!! @$&^$&*%#&$#*@%$$#

BASTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRD!!!!!"

All the staff outside were shocked to hear the

psychiatrist screaming......