I'm sick of tip-toeing around my mom, trying my best not to offend her. Whether I go out or not, get to surf the net or not, get to read in peace or not, all depends on her mood. And most of the time, it's not very good. One word:



MENOPAUSE.



*clap of thunder, pees in pants*



When I'm menopausal, I'm going to make sure I drive my kids mad. And I'm going to use menopause as an excuse and be seriously pampered. Chocolates, daisies, truffes, you name it. Even a milk bath, with roses floating around my then-surely-sagging boobs. It's going to be marvellous! *dreams*



I won't bully my husband though. I'll get some special treatment for him too, claiming that him being happy makes me happy. Muahhaha! *evil laughter*



But that's all later, I must endure my mom now. =( Oh well...least I can do, considering how much shit she went through for me (ie: giving birth, bringing up, etc.).



BLEARGH!