Hello there. I was just wondering. Could you get any more boring? No, honestly, can you?

Hmm. Maybe I'm just bored.

I'm probably bored.

I'm baking chocolate brownies next weekend! Who wants some? I'm in the mood to produce a few batches of them. Jay, Twinnie, Venga, Nantha, Kay & Esther are on the list. NazzyNadhen, you want brownies too? Rest of you, don't be shy, just ask! I sure give you one.

'Dhanya' means generosity and abundance in Sanskrit. So don't get all suspicious at my show of niceness.

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Twinnie and I have been chatting online since morning, and we were bored earlier. No wait, we are bored. So so bored. Anyways, be warned that the conversation's long, and you don't have to read it just cos you're my friend, that is, if you are my friend.


Scarlet Starlet says:
jyhgftrsdvg ngdfytrbnvkjtyoi-9664fckhglihjk

°· her royal freshness ·° says:
uh huuuh.

Scarlet Starlet says:
oisdtuskn,cvnxmthjsdtlwiutykjf

Scarlet Starlet says:
l;ksdj;sogtuij;!!

°· her royal freshness ·° says:
oh my.

°· her royal freshness ·° says:
why?

Scarlet Starlet says:
oi;ujknm cm,vnxgjhbbsfkljgh'OPWAEIO

°· her royal freshness ·° says:
whoooa! the nerve. asshole

Scarlet Starlet says:
fgjkhcvioudgjmvjkuwpe-240579909025780kljsdfljkh

°· her royal freshness ·° says:
asswipes indeed. you shldn't stand for it, twinnie. even if he buys you jelly beans

Scarlet Starlet says:
kjdfbczxviuwrytkjsdjQEIO'0OIURKJBFIUAWGTRJ?

°· her royal freshness ·° says:
no, I don't think he was joking when he said he was a terrorist

Scarlet Starlet says:
yudtfjhcvmncv j,xhcgghsgjk !

°· her royal freshness ·° says:
Jay doesn't know anything about his character whaaat. ofcos he'll say he seems ok!

Scarlet Starlet says:
HAHAHA

°· her royal freshness ·° says:
what? I don't get what you're saying, twinnie

Scarlet Starlet says:
oh, NOW you don't understand me.

°· her royal freshness ·° says:
what's that gibberish?

°· her royal freshness ·° says:
twinnies nowsadays ah. something wrong

Scarlet Starlet says:
This isn't gibberish! Gibberish is what you'd call my foot up your ass!

°· her royal freshness ·° says:
umm. I love you!

°· her royal freshness ·° says:
and you've been watching too much That 70s Show

Scarlet Starlet says:
what the hell did you say to me? you tell me again if you have the yoghurt!

°· her royal freshness ·° says:
omg. I have no yoghurt! only got creamer!

Scarlet Starlet says:
there's no such thing as too much That 70s Show.

Scarlet Starlet says:
I'll tell you where to put that creamer!

Scarlet Starlet says:
do you wanna wear your ass for a hat?!

°· her royal freshness ·° says:
... wtf?

°· her royal freshness ·° says:
that's almost disturbing!

Scarlet Starlet says:
good day.

°· her royal freshness ·° says:
*flips hair like Jackie and pouts*

°· her royal freshness ·° says:
I'm gonna post this. I find myself quite funny today

Scarlet Starlet says:
eh! i was just thinking that one of us has to post it!

°· her royal freshness ·° says:
waaaah, powder ah!

°· her royal freshness ·° says:
umm. I is lazy.

°· her royal freshness ·° says:
you can post it if you want. muahaha

Scarlet Starlet says:
no you is NOT!

Scarlet Starlet says:
you must do it.

Scarlet Starlet says:
now.

Scarlet Starlet says:
GOOD DAY.

°· her royal freshness ·° says:
WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

°· her royal freshness ·° says:
bloody hell you good day me so fast!

Scarlet Starlet says:
I SAID GOOD DAY.

°· her royal freshness ·° says:
SWEET DREAMS!

Scarlet Starlet says:
BACKSIDE!

°· her royal freshness ·° says:
APPAM(vagina in Malayalam)!

Scarlet Starlet says:
that's unauthorised use of malayalam!

Scarlet Starlet says:
you watch out!

Scarlet Starlet says:
i tell your mother.

°· her royal freshness ·° says:
tell lor. my mother call you mayiru(hair, normally pubic, in Tamil) ah.

°· her royal freshness ·° says:
she will use tamil illegally

Scarlet Starlet says:
eh. shut your mouth! you...you...KUSU(fart)!

°· her royal freshness ·° says:
you call me smelly wind?!

°· her royal freshness ·° says:
you dried cowdung ah. holy shit!

Scarlet Starlet says:
you soothu(ass) pee(shit)!

Scarlet Starlet says:
have you posted? huh huh HUH?!

°· her royal freshness ·° says:
soothu pee is venga! I'm mooku(nose) pee(shit)

°· her royal freshness ·° says:
and patience is a virtue!

Scarlet Starlet says:
No it isn't. it's just something our parents used to say in order to get us to shut up

Scarlet Starlet says:
patience is as much a virtue as ants are good for your eyes

Scarlet Starlet says:
the truth of the statement is inversely proportionate to how full of shit a parent is.

°· her royal freshness ·° says:
my ass ah. patience makes us better people ah. umm....generally

°· her royal freshness ·° says:
ooo you call your mother what?!

Scarlet Starlet says:
patience makes one a doormat.

Scarlet Starlet says:
though that is relative

Scarlet Starlet says:
depends on who you're being patient WITH

°· her royal freshness ·° says:
no it doesn't. doormatism makes one a doormat. patience is good for the mental and maybe even physical health, considering you feel a sense of peace and okayness with waiting when waiting is necessary

°· her royal freshness ·° says:
I must agree with you on your last statement

°· her royal freshness ·° says:
*nods*

Scarlet Starlet says:
*belches*

Scarlet Starlet says:
i just lost one of the little rubber backing thingies on my dorothy perkins earrings

°· her royal freshness ·° says:
steal an eraser from your desk!

Scarlet Starlet says:
how the hell do you suppose i can steal from myself and get away with it?

°· her royal freshness ·° says:
just try not to think about karma

Scarlet Starlet says:
and literally turn the other way or close one eye?

°· her royal freshness ·° says:
take the eraser, place in within easy reach on the table, turn behind, and grab it

Scarlet Starlet says:
and also, is it bad karma if i steal from myself and I, as the thief AND the owner, am okay with it?

°· her royal freshness ·° says:
this is like Bruce Wayne stealing from his own company!

Scarlet Starlet says:
exactly

°· her royal freshness ·° says:
and he became Batman.

Scarlet Starlet says:
with no soon-to-be-Riddler popping up trying to expose me.

°· her royal freshness ·° says:
mmm. maybe the karma's good?

Scarlet Starlet says:
the karma will be good if the stealing is used for the good of mankind and not for personal gain

Scarlet Starlet says:
somehow, i believe this theft is more for personal gain than for the good of mankind.

Scarlet Starlet says:
therefore, this theft will only result in me incurring bad karma.

Scarlet Starlet says:
so i shall not steal my own eraser!

°· her royal freshness ·° says:
noooo. noone wants to look at your earholes. so holey.

°· her royal freshness ·° says:
they'll want you to cover them up. so, good karma!

°· her royal freshness ·° says:
steal that thing!

Scarlet Starlet says:
but i can wear them without the backing also la. and i definitely won't lose them cos the earrings are so heavy, i'll notice if they fall off.

Scarlet Starlet says:
they're hooks anyway

°· her royal freshness ·° says:
adachai(umm...bleurgh?). talk so long for nothing

°· her royal freshness ·° says:
boo you and your earrings!





Feel tortured? Think you deserve to be paid for having read that? That can be arranged, y'know. I pay with brownies! Again, don't be shy! If you don't wanna leave a tag, email me! It's free anyway!

I wanna spread brownie-love!!!

Don’t you ever wish you were someone else,
You were meant to be the way you are exactly.
Don’t you ever say you don’t like the way you are.
When you learn to love yourself, you’re better off by far.
And I hope you always stay the same,
Coz there’s nothing 'bout you I would change.

Stay the same by John Mcintyre

Happy Valentine's Day!

I don't think it matters that it's the most commercialised celebration after Christmas; it's just an excuse to celebrate with ppl you love. Jay and I have chosen to spend the day in each others' company which sounds good to me even though we have no idea what we're gonna do. Oh oh, he made me a sweet little card. :-D

Hope you have a good one! I'm sure you know that you don't need to be attached to. *winks*

Got tagged to do this on Facebook. Since I spent a whole half of an hour on it, I might as well post it here.

Rules: Once you’ve been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 25 random things, facts, habits, or goals about you. At the end, choose 25 people to be tagged. You have to tag the person who tagged you.

1 . I have a love-hate relationship with the photocopier.
2 . I'm having coffee in a teachers' day mug my sister got in 2002.
3 . My sister's a teacher.
4 . Every adult in my family is married, including me.
5 . I'm not so sure about the 'adult' part, actually.
6 . I prefer black pens to blue.
7 . I love procastinating, but try my best not to do it when it's best not to.
8 . I smile at strangers sometimes.
9 . I ALWAYS wake up later than I shld.
10. Trying a new recipe gives me a rush.
11. I promised Jay I'll nvr drink when I'm alone at home and I wish I'd crossed my fingers.
12. I don't give a damn what most ppl think of me as long as I know I'm ok.
13. Also, I don't give a damn what ppl think of me as long as I don't look ugly.
14. I think ppl who think I'm smart probably don't know any better.
15. I think ppl who think I'm dumb lack basic human intelligence, which in turn narrows their minds.
17. I'm aware of the contradictions I make and I savour them.
16. I refuse to make an effort to read the papers. News that's important enough will reach me in other ways.
17. I crack my toe-knuckles alot.
18. I've had a pedicure only once.
19. My wedding gown is still waiting to be sent for dry-cleaning.
20. I love Jay.
21. I like scissors and sharp knives.
22. I sometimes cry at breathtakingly beautiful sunsets.
23. I love cardigans and sweaters.
24. The Kinks (1960s) is my favourite musical group.
25. I hate bad customer service.

Time for lunch. Toodles!

(Applause for Venga's very first quotable quote, please!)

Venga had his male friend over at his place while nobody else was home. I gave him a call to settle some plans and got to hear them both having their own brand of fun. Little did I know what sorta fun they had till unfortunately, I phoned him again.

Me: Eh, why's your voice like that?
V : My voice ah? Mmm...drank ice water lah. Ahem ahem. Actually I feel like there's something in my throat. Ahem.
Me: *uncomfortable silence*
V : (10 seconds later) NO! No no no no no, it's not what you think!
Me: Omg...
V : No no no!

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Did you hear? My contacts are in the toilet. Cos my phone dropped into the toilet bowl. I was expecting an urgent call from work in the morning, and had to have the phone on the cistern. It vibrated off it, and landed into the bowl. I was initially unsure as to where it fell cos I can't see nuts without my glasses, when I heard a gentle 'BLOP' from you-know-where.

Pls sms me your numbers. =(

Karma works at an alarming speed sometimes. Here's proof:

On a late Saturday morning surrounded by little swimming students, Nazz was feeling quite pissed off at something (the nature of which doesn't come to mind right now). She decided to pick up a rubber band and shoot it into the clear, innocent pool, after which she hurled some obscenities into the air, and proceeded to settle herself down.

Half an hour later, a very familiar-looking piece of rubber violently bounces off her right eyebrow. The pool spit at her.

Non-karma-believers, you know nothing.

Oh, and did you know that when Nazz gets shocked, she makes this squeaky noise that sounds like a dying squid?

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My husband, chewing on bubble-tea pearls, feeling happy;

*slurps a little, ala Heath Ledger's Joker* "You wanna know how I got my balls?"

This is gonna be a bimbo post. Read at your own eye-rolling risk.

It sucks that I've lost more weight AFTER the wedding. Have you had a look at the pictures? If you've not, DON'T. My arms look big enough to produce baby arms of their own.

My hair wasn't at its best on that day either. The back of it was quite frizzy, and my curls had decided to bastard me and were half-assed. On normal days they choose to be thick and sometimes bouncy, but on my wedding day, they went as limp as Mas Selamat's walk. I don't get it. Anyways, the hair's got more defined curls now cos I got it permed (I know, perming curly hair sounds redundant, but it does make you less hair-mood-dependent) and so, it looks alright from all angles.

My make-up was ok. Did it myself, and it looked pretty nice till an hour into the event, which was when I needed a touch-up, but didn't have time for it. As a result, light was shining off my oily under-eyes in the pics. Oh, and I'd been searching for the perfect shade of matte lipstick weeks before but couldn't find it. =(

I wanna wear my gown and do it all over again! Too bad a white gown has no part to play in a traditional hindu wedding. There is the photoshoot to look forward to, I guess. And with the help of photoshop, Jay and I will look btr than normal. I will have to make sure the image editor doesn't make us look too flawless, tho. I notice that many times, it's overdone. The faces are made too glowy and evenly toned, helping the couple achieving a ghostly appearance. As interesting as that sounds, I would prefer to look human instead. I hope to have my arms toned by then (and I will!) so that no 'magic' would have to be done to them to make them look smaller. I have modelling ethics. Ahem.

Is a photoshoot for the wedding neccessary tho? I don't think it is, y'know. There really is no actual need for it, especially since it costs a few thousands and that money can be used to install pretty fixtures or buy new furniture for the new home. But Jay wants a photoshoot (which is weird cos I'm the vain, camwhoring one), so I'm looking forward to it with more than a teeny bit of excitement. Hope we can do some shots in natural surroundings! Maybe in a quaint little cafe too. That'll look sweet.

Ok, my bimbotic burst is over.

Drinks with Sha later. Yay!

I can't bring myself to finish up the work I brought home. It's this powerpoint presentation on the eco system around my adventure centre and I'm finishing up the part about trees. The types of trees we have, their uses, origins, and such. I'm up at 3am on a Friday morning doing a report on TREES.

Kill me.

Pls be sure to get the nail polish off my toes when you're done, tho. I heard nails continue growing on a body a while after it's dead. Wldn't wanna have my nails looking bad. Oh, I like white flowers.

And now my mind wanders a little gravely into the topic of death. Obviously, I'm thinking of my own. Trying to imagine how it'll affect the ppl around me. Do you do that too? It's a sick habit, but I get a kick out of it. It's for sure that there'll be a number of unhappy ppl (since I'm a joy to be around), so I suppose my twisted musings make me feel more loved than I already do. What I hate to speculate on is what the death of others will do to me, cos once I get really into it, I'll start tearing, and there goes my mood for the next hour.

Argh. So stupid!

Shit. This sucks. Trees momentarily suck. Thanks for the oxygen and wood and helping us stay alive and all but really, must there be so many different kinds of you? Wait, you're God's innocent and voiceless creation. I'm not in the position to criticize you, even if for a while. Humans suck. Always seeking knowledge and anally wanting more more more. Didn't Cate Blanchett's character in the latest Indiana Jones movie receive too much knowledge and physically burst into smithereens? Or something?

I suppose I should go back to doing that damned powerpoint file.

Got tattooed! Finally finally FINALLY.

FINALLY!!!

I decided on an adorable little heart-shape, on the side of my hip. My reasoning for those choices is that my hips are sensitive love-spots, and placing a heart on one would be like, giving directions.

Actually, no.

I just wanted something simple and pretty on a part of my body that I do not want getting any bigger. It'll be a constant reminder to stay clear from excessive carbo. I know that sounds lame, and I fully agree. But oooo, imagine my delight when I (and I will!) realise eons later that my tattoo hasn't stretched much, meaning I've not ballooned! Oh oh, Rachel of FRIENDS got one done at the same spot in one of the earlier seasons. I love FRIENDS. And I kinda like my hips, though they stretch across horizons. So yeah. All that's what my tattoo's for. Nothing deeply meaningful, but quite alright for an impulsive move, I suppose.

Aiyah, I faked an mc one day and wanted to do something with the day so I called my best friend out to get me tattooed lah.

My parents are fantastic; they don't mind at all. And my sister's afraid to touch it! Can't wait to show it to the other 2 sisters and watch their reactions.

Enough yakking. Picture time! My twinnie was most wonderful to document the whole thing with her digicam, and to hold my hand while I winced and did retarded faces.



It began.







"Ooogh." That's twinnie's hand!


Praying-very-hard face.


Prayers-didn't-quite-work face.




Happification. :-D

Nazz: If I had a cock I think my cock will stand. Then go down. Like alive and dead ah.

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New background! Like it? You better do. Cos that's Nantha's picture (thank you for letting me use it!!), and cos it's here to stay for quite a while. And you know you like coming around. My stupid musings are most entertaining, I know. I know I know I know. And I know that that's why I've hit 10,033 visits since 27th September 2007! 2007. Shit, that's way long ago. Maybe I'm not that entertaining.

Thanks for reading anyways. I always tingle with immense pleasure when I come across faithful/not-so-faithful readers. I probably don't know you, but I do appreciate your interest. Unless you hate me. But I know you don't. ;)

Ragani, stop leaving without tagging, you skinny arse.

I better get back to work.

Nazz: (about some unknown person) His handwriting sucks lah. Like his mother's ass.

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That's a slightly crazy tee. I like!


Spiral staircase at work.


Weird shit alert!


Weird shit alert 2!


This little backside of mine is now in nursery!


Remnants of Peizhi's meal, artistically transformed by Esther.


Her dad's lorry is such fun!

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I'm just so, so lazy these days. Any free time I get, I wanna sit down somewhere, and stone. You can blame it on the new swimming term which needs my whole department to work through its January weekends. It. SUCKS. I'm keeping myself happy thinking of the off days I can claim, and of the marvellous smoked salmon pasta dish I had on Saturday and Sunday at CDANS.

Ah, speaking of food. I had the biggest dinner I've had in ages. My colleagues and I headed down to eastern lagoon or some shit like that for dinner, and dishes after dishes AFTER dishes kept magically appearing. The indian muslim food Nazz and I ordered for everyone arrived last, which was received with groans and moans. Oh, and the indian rojak was expensive, but quite good. I now owe myself 7 consecutive days of using the rowing machine. Like that's ever gonna happen.

Bleuurrghhhyaaaawwn.

On account of my tiredness and inability to truly concentrate, I'll now retire before I let you know exactly how broke I am. Oh, my line's been cut. Mail me for my temporary number.

My Twinnie.

Me: My head is stuffed!
She: But isn't your nose running?
Me: Oh, the right side is running, and the left nostril is stuffed lah.
She: Doesn't that neutralise things? You're technically okay.

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She: I'm not free on Tuesday cos I've plans.
Me: Ooo, what plans? (we'd actually decided a week before that we're going out)
She: Umm. I won't tell you. So what're you doing Tuesday?
Me: I don't tell you. Tit for tat!
She: Eh! You tat me for what?
Me: You titted first!
She: Fine, I withdraw my tit!
Me: Hahaha! From the tit bank!

I shall be Sindhu for a while and do one of those survey shits. :-D Hopefully, I get blogspiration.


1.What would you do if your ex just showed up at your house right now?
- I'm not home, so I guess I won't do anything much

2.What describes your relationship status?
- Married

3.Where are you?
- Changi Coast

4.The last TV show you've seen?
- Hope & Faith on Monday

5.Favorite animal?
- Elephant

6.Who have you thought about most today?
- My boss. No, really

7.Do you carve pumpkins every year?
- I just eat them

8.Color of your underwear?
- Dark grey with white lining

9.Color of your shirt?
- Light brown

10.Who's on speed dial?
- Noone

11.Honestly, what would you rather be doing right now?
- Floating on my back in some nice, clean pool

12.Your favorite season?
- No idea. Winter sounds nice, but I can't really stand cold

13.Are you a bad influence?
- On myself, I suppose

14.Would you do anything for someone else?
- If absolutely needed, yes

15.Ever been called a bastard?
- Funnily enough, yes. I think.

16.Ever eaten pizza with sour cream?
- Noope. mmm

17.How big is your room?
- Not big at all

18.Do you ever think people hate you for filling these things out?
- Omg. Does that happen?

19.Does your best friend have a myspace?
- Nope. actually, I'm not sure now. Do you, best friend(s)?

20.Whose page did you visit last?
- El's

21.Last time you went out to dinner?
- Dinner out? Hmm. Tuesday with Jay.

22.Your favorite character from friends?
- Phoebe & Joey. It's a tie. Ah, but I love them all!

23.Do you have your senior yearbook?
- More like a general yearbook for the whole school

24.Do you want to kiss anyone right now?
- I admit that that'd be nice. Haha.

25.Do you have one or more N*sync CDs?
- Nope. But I do have one Backstreet cd left.. I think

26.What did you do last night?
- Got dinner packed from Herbs & Spices *drowns in drool*, headed over to Jay's place, and ate my gnocci *drowns further* watching Pineapple Express

27.Favorite TV shows?
- FRIENDS, Hope & Faith, Whose Line Is It Anyway, That 70s Show, and a whooole lot more

28.What's your name spelled backwards?
- Aynahd

29.Do you have a song by Kelly Clarkson in your itunes library?
- Nope

30.iPod or Zune?
- What's a Zune?

31.Do you watch Family Guy regularly?
- Nope

32.How do you feel about reality shows?
- Boring shit, generally

33.Do you read trashy romance novels often?
- Nope

34.What's the last thing you bought?
- A blue top from Causeway Point

35.Whats in your CD player right now?
- I don't own one

36.What's your favorite movie?
- I have many favourites. Too lazy to think of one

37.What's another favorite movie?
- Still lazy

38.Do you believe everyone has a soulmate?
- I believe everyone's blessed with at least one

39.Can you sing?
- A teeny bit, I guess

40.Do you play any instruments?
- Does the recorder count?

41.Have you ever been to another country?
- Yep

42.Have you ever been to South America or Africa?
- Not yet!

43.Do you know how to knit?
- Used to know

44.What do you want to eat right now?
- Yoghurt with fresh strawberries

45.What are you doing right now besides this survey?
- Wiggling my toes in my shoes

46.Baskin Robbins or Cold Stone?
- Who??

47.Math or English?
- Depends on my mood, but English most of the time

48.Facebook or MySpace?
- Facebook

49.Grated or R-rated movies?
- Depends on the movie itself

50.Rather fly across the states or drive?
- No idea how the road conditions are

51.Batman, Spiderman, Superman, Hulk, or Silver Surfer?
- Spiderman!

52.Your favorite Disney movie?
- Cinderella and Little Mermaid

53.What Cell Phone Service do you have?
- Singtel

54.How many beers get you drunk?
- I've nvr had enough beer to get drunk, so I've no idea

55.Mood?
- in the mood to shop. I need jeans!


I honestly need new jeans. It's soooo hard to find the perfect pair. Oh. I was browsing through stuff at Fox at Plaza Singapura the other day, and realised that the size that's stated on the garments have NO LINK to the actual size of the body that's to fit into it. I tried getting into 36 - 38 inch jeans, but the pair was enough for only 1 leg to comfortably fit. Unless there's some new fad coming out where you go around with one stylishly dressed leg, I see no sense in it. And it's not cos of my heavy thighs (yes, you shld know that by now, so I shan't bother being shy) cos those jeans most definitely wouldn't have fit my surprisingly-not-very-fleshy hips either. Also, most of the jeans I got before my recent weight loss were 36-39 inches. All measurements are in inches, so really, what the hell? Maybe Fox uses a measuring tape model done by the Smurfs or perhaps Thumbelina.

Seeing Jay at Tampines later. I wanna go back home with a new pair of jeans. Wish me luck!

Nazz aka The Office Idiot;

" I need to shit. Oh shit. Why am I shitting so much?! "

Would you believe, that I share the same birthday as Criss Angel, the mind freak guy? And some porn star named Tiffany Towers. Also, Princess Marie-Thérèse-Charlotte, eldest child of Marie Antoinette and Louis XVI (d. 1851). The more regular ppl (I suppose) will be Alyssa Milano and Jake Gyllenhaal. How exciting.

I'll be 22 this Friday. Finally. I'll be a young punk no more. I think.

Meeting Ilyas at Paragon later. Yay!

My sister's called Jay and I over to her place for some of her much-loved (by me!) african chicken stew. *floats at the thought of thick, nutty gravy* Sure hope it's still on though. She just called to say that she MIGHT be going to the doctor's in the evening cos her eyelid's giving her problems, again. Don't know what's with us sisters and eye problems. Mine's my right (sometimes itchy and bumpy) eyeball, and her's her right (sometimes swelling) eyelid. Both conditions aren't pretty.

My third sister's lips get swollen once every few years, which is when I always have a complete blast imitating and irritating her. The first sister used to have problems with her nose, but after surgery, it's been fine so far, except her nose now slightly but quite obviously slants to the left...or right. Oh oh, the second sister, the one with the unfortunate eyelid, had to have a nose operation done too, but instead of slanting to some direction, her nose's just gotten bigger. Poor thing. There is no way I'm putting myself through nasal surgery unless my life reeeeaally depends on it.

I want african chicken stew!

P.S: I'm in love with this image of us, tho it's of bad quality!
P.P.S: I'm in heels. :-p

The 23rd is day after tomorrow. I'm psyched. :-D

I need to get something off my chest, sweetie pie.

You must already know that I'm nervous about getting married. I'm sure all those questions like, "Aren't you scared? No? Really?" must be big clues pointing to my state of mind. But I bet you're not entirely sure of my thoughts and it's not your style to ask (cos you assume :-p). So I'll explain.

The thing is, I'm not ready. Honestly. There are quite a number of important parts of my life that are questions without solid answers and you know what they are. What if they don't work out? Would you still be happily married to me? What will your relatives and friends think? My excuse for my current state of affairs, that I'm still young, won't hold for long. For your sake, possibly more than for mine, I hope I make it.

Look in the dictionary and you'll see my face under 'slacker'. I'm a poly dropout and have gotten nowhere above that for what, 5 years? Takes alot of thickness of skin and a genuine slacker's attitude to get thru that in Singapore. Yeah, the financial shit had a part to play, but I could have been more perseverant in trying to get out of it. Now I know you wouldn't be caught dead in a situation like that, cos you're so...different. You're better at this surviving-in-this-world thing. More active, careful, sensible; more adult. Which makes me wonder how you ended up with me, really. My decisions will always affect yours. Even more now since we'll be married in 12 days (according to Sashi's blog's countdown).

What I want to know is, when opposites attract, do they attract forever? Will the differences in opinion eventually drive us apart? Do we truly compliment each other? We're good now, but who knows what sorta problems we'll have thrown at us, man. Maybe we'll fight about who's way to go about doing it. You're as stubborn as I am when you want to be. Too bad I can't pussy-whip you. Don't think I'll want to anyways. :-X

I'm only 22 this year. Though that's not an obscenely young age to get married at, I still have quite a bit of growing up to do. I very readily admit to not being the most mature 22-yr-old I know. But I do sometimes make a conscious effort to be more sensible. So... I just hope you fully understand what you're getting yourself into. I know what I'm getting myself into, tho I can't say that I'm entirely prepared to be part of another family while I'm still grappling with my own. Haha. It helps that I like your family tho. Such a bunch of niiiice weirdoes. I'm very very thankful that they like me back. =)

Soooo. Now you know for sure. I'm worried. Not worried shitless; just a bit worried. But then again, marriage is a gamble, isn't it? I'm hoping and hoping that you and I will be together till the end of our days.

Thank you for having as much trust in me as you do, Jay. I want to marry you now even though I'm not ready. I don't want to wait. Don't know how long I'll take. You're the one I'll be marrying anyways. Even though I might often need some time alone, I want to be closer to you.

Please remain patient with me and love me always.

Russell Peters was HILARIOUS SHIT! Funny, funny, funny! I cannot tell you how fully glad I am that we managed to get tickets. I can honestly say that we got our money's worth, tho I suppose that's quite hard to gauge, considering the product type.

Hope 13-yr-old Shazim had as much fun as we all did. Poor guy. Wahaha.

18 more days till I'm Mrs. Jijay Kumar. =)

I squeezed myself into the train to get to work last Saturday, and realised that to my right, there was this guy who looked a WHOLE lot like a secondary school classmate of mine whom I've not seen for years. I stared at his profile for a few seconds to make sure it was him, and decided I felt friendly enough to say hi.

Me : Hi Yi Yong.
Him : *looks like something's been suddenly shoved up his ass and starts shifting around really uncomfortably, avoiding eye contact*
Me : *taps his arm gently and smiles sunshinily* Yi Yong?
Him : *turns face slightly to me and cups his ears, shaking his head*
Me : Oops. Sorry, thought you were my friend.

I turned up my player's volume and squeezed my eyes shut for a pretty long time.

Lesson learnt: When it comes to recognising ppl, side profiles are NOT trustable. If doubt arises, just shut up.

And why did it have to be a deaf-mute?! Or maybe my friendliness made him so nervous, he decided put on a show. If he did, I hope his ears ring non-stop for 2 days, and that he will struggle to hear what his friends tell him, and they'll get irritated, and he'll get slapped. In fact, I wish that his ears will ring till he's slapped enough to get the sound out of his head.

Oh well.

Deepavali was quite alright. Didn't do much, really. And omg, I didn't even drink! What's wrong with me!?!?!

Did manage to camwhore a teeny bit before stripping my saree off me, tho.







I love sarees, and I love wearing them even more! *prances around*

I should be doing working now.