My Twinnie.

Me: My head is stuffed!
She: But isn't your nose running?
Me: Oh, the right side is running, and the left nostril is stuffed lah.
She: Doesn't that neutralise things? You're technically okay.

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She: I'm not free on Tuesday cos I've plans.
Me: Ooo, what plans? (we'd actually decided a week before that we're going out)
She: Umm. I won't tell you. So what're you doing Tuesday?
Me: I don't tell you. Tit for tat!
She: Eh! You tat me for what?
Me: You titted first!
She: Fine, I withdraw my tit!
Me: Hahaha! From the tit bank!