Long time no blog, huh? Don't fret, cos Dhanya's back IN DA HOUSE!!!



*does some rap-style movements*



I won't be staying 'in da house' for long, though. My sister's given me a 20 min time limit, of which 15 min have flown by, with me forlornly watching it fly. She needs to use the comp, says she's got an email to send or something. As if I care!



*throws head back and cackles evilly*



Oh, before I forget, Happy Halloween!



I know we don't celebrate it here in shittifyingly boring Singapore, but the TV stations seem to, so why resist the festive mood? There's a scary monster in all of us. Bring it out and BRING IT ON! Woohoooo!!!!!!!!!!!!



Ignore me.



Still, let me say this before I go: Tis the season to be scary, fa la la la la la la la la!



Have a creepy, scary, shit-inducing night!



*laughs into the night*

I'm gonna meet Jay tmr!!! Yay!!!



Chalet at Pasir Ris! Oh I'm gonna see Jay!!!



Hear that?!!



JIJAY - I'M GONNA SEE!!!!!!!!!!!!



WOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!



*extensive somersaulting*

To blog or not to blog.



- Dhanya 1986-20**

Wanna go home. Wanna go home. Wanna go home. Wanna go home. Wanna go home. Wanna go home. Wanna go home. Wanna go home. Wanna go home. Wanna go home. Wanna go home. Wanna go home. Wanna go home. Wanna go home. Wanna go home. Wanna go home. Wanna go home. Wanna go home. Wanna go home. Wanna go home. Wanna go home. Wanna go home. Wanna go home. Wanna go home. Wanna go home. Wanna go home.Wanna go home.





Wanna go home.



BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Ok, I'm going to write whatever comes to my mind, without stopping. There'll be typos but I'll keep them there. Reality blogging, baby!



I didn't go to work today, didn't feel like it. Felt so lethargic, man! And was sufferring from mentstrual cramps. The best part is, my peroid hasn't even started! I'm....2 weeks late, I think. Mmmm...maybe I'm pregnant. Now won't that be fun! I won't have any bloody cramps anymore!



*somersaults*



I won't have anymore cramps after having my first baby, cos that's how it was for my mom. She suffered like me and the rest of my sisters, with monstrously painful period cramps. So not fun, man. Did I mention I almost fainted once due the the pain? It was in class, and I had to stand at my desk, cos I forgot to bring my red math file. The pain was unbearable, literally. *shudders in recollection* I ended up scaring my teacher and the rest of my classmates cos I looked extremely pale, it seems. Too bad I didn't think of looking into a mirror, cos I've always wondered how I'd look if I were a vampyre. Notice how I spelt vampyre? I think it sounds nicer than 'vampire'. More...mediaval! Is that how you spell mediaval? No idea.



I've got the taste of Oreos in my mouth. I was pigging out while watching Bewitched on TV. Yeah, I watched Beitched!!!! YIPPEEE!!! I've missed the show so much. And at 6pm, there's a whole new episode for me to devour! YEAH! I'm going to be watching it all alone. No mom, no dad, no sisters. Solitude. I'm gonna sing real loud and dance to wateva song comes on the radio, even if it's a crappy one. I'm gonna bathe and shake the water off my body like a dog in the middle of the hallway.



Ok hold on, I must go drink my chicken essence. *runs off*



Backo! Mr. Jacko! I love the drink, man. I used to hate it, but now, I absolutely adore the taste! Sash says it tastes like chicken poop. Now I know wat she's eaten before. Muahaha! *evil laughter*



I wonder when my parents are gonna leave. See, they're leaving for Malaysia, Seramban, to give my relatives there the invitations to my sister's wedding. It's an indian custon, give your relatives the invitations by hand. Thank god we don't have any Timbuktian relatives. Or maybe I do.



*ponders*



Alrite, this post ends here! My parents are leaving now, and I'll be bcak in a jiffy! Solitude. As Jay wld say in the Homer Simpson way; Mmmm....Solitude...



See ya later, alligator!

The first time I saw Kit, the first thought that came to my mind was that she looked like Keerthi Reddy, an Indian actress. She's not believing, so you be the judge!!

















Tell me wat you think!!!!

Ok, enough dirty jokes, I'll now do some real blogging. Yay!



I went to the temple today with Jay. Alrite, close your jaws, ppl! I do go to temples. I'm wat you can call a Hindu with a 'L' board. :-D



So! It was nice. We prayed and stuff and sat down for a while, scrutinising the temple and deciding where to go. Decided on Chinatown, cos he needed to pay some bills. Then we walked to Raffles Place MRT station to take the train to Lil India. At City Hall, though, we changed our minds and headed out to Peninsular Plaza. Ask why!



*audience go "Whyever did you go to Peninsular Plaza, Dhanya?"*



Cos we went to the wiccan store!! Yay!!!!!



*somersaults*



The name of the shop's Spellbound. I was so excited! It looked mystical enough. And small enough to fit between my teeth.



BAH!



Oh well. The shop's actually not that bad, as in wat they sold. There were wax figurines, the type I've been wanting to get for ages. So wat does that mean? I'm soooooo gonna get some!!! OH OH OH, and I saw a pentagram locket.



*DIES 23 TIMES*



I've been looking for one where ever I go for the past 4 or 5 yrs!! That's so not funny, man. The pain I went through. *shudders* One problem now, and that's in the form of Jay.



*clap of thunder, pees in pants*



He thinks pentagrams are bad and will only bring bad luck. Well some are! It depends on the pentacle itself. 2 points of the star pointing up, evil. Only 1 pointing up, good. Well known fact! So that pentagram we saw there's all goooood. *eyes J nervously*



*SCREAMING HINT*



Gosh I'm having so much fun spamming on Kish's blog with Sash! *cartwheels*



Ooooh. Mom's screaming. Gtg!



Nite! :-)

From Friendster, I got this stupid joke. Entertaining, though!





A 20-yr old girl went to see a psychiatrist.



"Doctor, I'm so angry at my boyfriend that I

must call him "Bastard". Sometimes I feel that he's

gone too far, and he deserves the title."



"Hmm.. such a word is too strong and rude to

call a person. But maybe you have your own

reasons to call him that. Tell me about it so that I can

help you."



"Yes, thank you, Doctor. There was one

night...we parked our car besides the beach and we were

alone... and... he held my hand..."



"Did he hold your hand like this?"



"Yes, Doctor. Exactly like how you're holding it

now"



"If its only this, he doesnt deserve to be

called "Bastard". That means he doesnt want

to be separated from you."



"Then, he leaned his body towards me... and

hugged my shoulder..."



"Was he as this close to you and did he hug

you like this?"



"Yes, Doctor. Exactly like how you're close to

and hugging me now"



"Its not a Bastard. That means he wanna stay

forever by your side"



"Then he kissed me..."



"Did he kiss you like this?"



"Yes, Doctor. He kissed me just exactly like

how you're kissing me now."



"If its only a kiss like this, seriously you cant

call him "Bastard". That means he adores you."



"Then he put his hands inside my clothes and

touched my boobie, Doc..."



"Like this?"



"Yes, Doctor... he did it like that"



"Its not a behaviour of a bastard. It means he

protects you"



"Then he took off all my clothes... slowly... "



"Did you resist?"



"No. Instead, I let him do it, coz I love him..."



"Did he took off your clothes like this ?"



"Yes, Doctor. Until Im completely naked like

now......"



"He still doesnt deserve to be called "Bastard,

because it means he wanna learn about your

body completely"



"Then he kissed me and put his.... inside me

and had sex with me..."



.....

.....

.....

.....

.....



"Did he do it just like what we did just now?"



"Yes, Doctor. exactly the same"



"You cant still call him Bastard. It means he

needs you."



"But then he told me that he has AIDS"



"Damn!!!!! @$&^$&*%#&$#*@%$$#

BASTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRD!!!!!"

All the staff outside were shocked to hear the

psychiatrist screaming......

An Arab was interviewed at the US Checkpoint.

Officer: Your name please?

Arab Guy: Abdul Aziz

Officer: Sex?

Arab Guy: Six times a week.

Officer: I mean male or female?

Arab Guy: Doesn't matter, sometimes even camel.





************************************************************





A man went to the hospital for a checkup. The doctor said he had penis cancer.

He went home, upset, shouted at his wife with anger,

"SEE, I TOLD YOU TO STOP SMOKING!"





************************************************************





Farmer ordered a MILKING MACHINE. Tried it on his penis and had a wonderful orgasm, but cldn't remove it. So, he reads the manual and faints. It says

"AUTO RELEASE AFTER 2 LITRES".





************************************************************





Teacher : Why do cows look depressed when being milked?

Student : Madam, if someone rubs and squeezes your breasts for 2 hours but don't fuck you, how would you feel?

Ok, the following facts are official and true.





-Sash and I are long-lost twins.

-We're identical twins.





Wait, there's more!



-We've got long-lost parents.

-Our parents are Angelina Jolie and Antonio Banderas, which explains our similar hair, skin colouring and my lips.

-We're going to Hollywood soon to inform them we're found each other and are still alive and kicking.

-Daddy's going to introduce us to Johnny Depp, Sash's heartthrob.

-They're gonna be proud they've got kids like us.

-We'll be rich.





Ain't this wonderful?!



*somersaults 23 times*

I took this test here. Interesting!





Your Brain Usage Profile:



Auditory : 43%

Visual : 56%

Left : 47%

Right : 52%





Dhanya, you exhibit an even balance between left- and right- hemisphere dominance and a slight preference for visual over auditory processing. With a score this balanced, it is likely that you would have slightly different results each time you complete this self-assessment quiz.



You are a well-rounded person, distinctly individualistic and artistic, an active and multidimensional learner. At the same time, you are logical and disciplined, can operate well within an organization, and are sensitive towards others without losing objectivity. You are organized and goal-directed. Although a "thinking" individual, you "take in" entire situations readily and can act on intuition.



You sometimes tend to vacillate in your learning styles. Learning might take you longer than someone of equal intellect, but you will tend to be more thorough and retain the material longer than those other individuals. You will alternate between logic and impulse. This vacillation will not normally be intentional or deliberate, so you may experience anxiety in situations where you are not certain which aspect of yourself will be called on.



With a slight preference for visual processing, you tend to be encompassing in your perceptions, process along multidimensional paths and be active in your attacking of situations or learning.



Overall, you should feel content with your life and yourself. You are, perhaps, a little too critical of yourself -- and of others -- while maintaining an "openness" which tempers that tendency. Indecisiveness is a problem and your creativity may not be in keeping with your potential. Being a pragmatist, you downplay this aspect of yourself and focus on the more immediate, obvious and the more functional







The results are very true, VERY. So far, this is the test that's most accurate. Go take it, ppl!

I spent 16.02 minutes talking to a shithead. He called me when I was on my way to work on a bus. The convo went like this:



S.H: Hello! Is this Dhanya?

Me : Yep, it is.

S.H: I hope I'm not disturbing you, Dhanya.

Me : Nope you're not. May I know who's speaking? (I'm thinking it's work)

S.H: Hello?

Me : Hello?

S.H: Can you hear me?

Me : Yeah, I can...can you?

S.H: Yes yes, I can. Sorry about that!

Me : It's ok, may-

S.H: Before we proceed, can I know if you're attached?

Me : Umm...yep, I am?

S.H: Oh.....well it's alrite then. Thanks Dhanya. Bye!





I was like, what the fuck was that? I called Jeevitha straight away to tell her about it, since she was the one who normally gets freak calls and smses. She suggested that one of our mutual friends, X, might have passed on my number. I was fuming for a bit, but shrugged it off.



Around 2 hours later, shithead striked again. This time, he's convincing me that he isn't interested in me, he just wants someone to talk to cos he's bored. And whether I could introduce to him a girlfriend of mine who would oblige.



CALL SOME BLOODY CHATLINE! CALL ME FOR WHAT? BLOODY FUCK.



So I spent some time being nice (just shoot me), but managed to make the message clear: I'm no pimp.



On a lighter and funnier note, or maybe not so funny for me, Madhu peed on the floor twice and I had to wipe it off and wash her both times. I was grumbling the whole while. The second time, she managed to pee all over the ladder. Needless to say, I grumbled a whole lot more.



She did something cute right before that though. She climbed high up the ladder and said, "I so tall! I am star!"



Gosh I love her so much.

This here's an email to my colleague. Be a witness to my boredom!





I bid you a wonderful afternoon, your Majesty.





Do you think you would need my humble help with your work? As is with your emailing? I am told that your emails are a little too long and slightly

uncomprehendable. If you would be so kind as to give me the honour of

editing them so that the poor masses of people who don't understand works of a genius will be better educated?



My humble thanks.





Your servant,



Dhanya

HOT Magazine

***A Geylang Road

Singapore ******

******@*****.com

******



Additional information on HOT Magazine:

www.hotmg.com

www.hotmg.com/advertiser





Ahhhh!!! *screams*

I'm back, babies!



Don't know why I said that. I've been here all the while. You should know by the very...emm...active tagboard I've been having. Some bloody shithead's been leaving works of his peabrain all over my tagboard. If you're reading this, shithead, don't waste your time tagging cos I'm going to tag over it or delete it anyway. Go get another hobby. Besides getting yourself off, that is.



Where was I? Ah.



Life's good! The job's fine, though the pay's so low it's almost non-existent. Love life's good too, though I'm missing Jay more and more these days.



Don't puke, ppl!



I lost weight! Not been eating as much, since I'm working. Lost an inch of my waist! *does a cartwheel* Downside, my boobs have shrunk a little too. Just like Charlotte. Don't kill me Char! :-D



Oh, oh, dinner. I'm hungry! Adios!

Here's a convo between Melvo and me. Yep, you got it right. I'm bored and boring.





-; [ Melvo ] ;- "God isn't here for you tonight." says:

so which day are we going out again?



°· J's Girl ·° - and wh£n I catch my breath, it's you I breath£ - says:

Friday! that ok?



-; [ Melvo ] ;- "God isn't here for you tonight." says:

hmm...



-; [ Melvo ] ;- "God isn't here for you tonight." says:

Friday ah... friday ok lah



-; [ Melvo ] ;- "God isn't here for you tonight." says:

it's juz a dinner right?



°· J's Girl ·° - and wh£n I catch my breath, it's you I breath£ - says:

yep!



°· J's Girl ·° - and wh£n I catch my breath, it's you I breath£ - says:

mmm. is that way too boring?



-; [ Melvo ] ;- "God isn't here for you tonight." says:

i'm actually quite fine with it you konw



-; [ Melvo ] ;- "God isn't here for you tonight." says:

something soothing and relaxing



°· J's Girl ·° - and wh£n I catch my breath, it's you I breath£ - says:

as opposed to your hardcore party nights?



-; [ Melvo ] ;- "God isn't here for you tonight." says:

wahaha



-; [ Melvo ] ;- "God isn't here for you tonight." says:

i don't have hardcore party nights



-; [ Melvo ] ;- "God isn't here for you tonight." says:

i just have hardcore mahjong evenings



°· J's Girl ·° - and wh£n I catch my breath, it's you I breath£ - says:

ha!



°· J's Girl ·° - and wh£n I catch my breath, it's you I breath£ - says:

AUNTY Mel



-; [ Melvo ] ;- "God isn't here for you tonight." says:

go to hell.



-; [ Melvo ] ;- "God isn't here for you tonight." says:

its very therapeutic



-; [ Melvo ] ;- "God isn't here for you tonight." says:

and strategy teaching



-; [ Melvo ] ;- "God isn't here for you tonight." says:

lesson number one.



-; [ Melvo ] ;- "God isn't here for you tonight." says:

when you're losing, you try your darndest to prevent everyone else from winning



-; [ Melvo ] ;- "God isn't here for you tonight." says:

wahahaha



-; [ Melvo ] ;- "God isn't here for you tonight." says:

lesson number 2



-; [ Melvo ] ;- "God isn't here for you tonight." says:

a little intimidation never fails to hurt.



°· J's Girl ·° - and wh£n I catch my breath, it's you I breath£ - says:

ha! sounds like fun, y'know



°· J's Girl ·° - and wh£n I catch my breath, it's you I breath£ - says:

mmm. mustt play one day



°· J's Girl ·° - and wh£n I catch my breath, it's you I breath£ - says:

though I'm sure to suck at it



-; [ Melvo ] ;- "God isn't here for you tonight." says:

wahaha



-; [ Melvo ] ;- "God isn't here for you tonight." says:

everyone sucks at it when they start



-; [ Melvo ] ;- "God isn't here for you tonight." says:

it's just when you play more often, you improve



°· J's Girl ·° - and wh£n I catch my breath, it's you I breath£ - says:

ah. you actually make sense, melvo



-; [ Melvo ] ;- "God isn't here for you tonight." says:

biatch.



-; [ Melvo ] ;- "God isn't here for you tonight." says:

*flips the birdie*



°· J's Girl ·° - and wh£n I catch my breath, it's you I breath£ - says:

*flips it back with vigour and a growl*



°· J's Girl ·° - and wh£n I catch my breath, it's you I breath£ - says:

grrrr.



-; [ Melvo ] ;- "God isn't here for you tonight." says:

wahaha



-; [ Melvo ] ;- "God isn't here for you tonight." says:

it's always so amusing to see such things coming out from your obese fingers



°· J's Girl ·° - and wh£n I catch my breath, it's you I breath£ - says:

OBESE?!



°· J's Girl ·° - and wh£n I catch my breath, it's you I breath£ - says:

my fingers are soooo not obese you bloody sucking pig!



°· J's Girl ·° - and wh£n I catch my breath, it's you I breath£ - says:

*suckling



-; [ Melvo ] ;- "God isn't here for you tonight." says:

wahaha...sucking pig.



-; [ Melvo ] ;- "God isn't here for you tonight." says:

*sucks sucks*



-; [ Melvo ] ;- "God isn't here for you tonight." says:

wahahahha



°· J's Girl ·° - and wh£n I catch my breath, it's you I breath£ - says:

I don't know whether to laugh or puke all over you



°· J's Girl ·° - and wh£n I catch my breath, it's you I breath£ - says:

MUAHAhahaha!



-; [ Melvo ] ;- "God isn't here for you tonight." says:

i think you should laugh



-; [ Melvo ] ;- "God isn't here for you tonight." says:

your puke tends to be a wee too smelly



°· J's Girl ·° - and wh£n I catch my breath, it's you I breath£ - says:

I repeat, YOU BLOODY SUCKLING PIG.



-; [ Melvo ] ;- "God isn't here for you tonight." says:

tralalalala



-; [ Melvo ] ;- "God isn't here for you tonight." says:

you can't hurt me



-; [ Melvo ] ;- "God isn't here for you tonight." says:

i'm supremely thickskinned.



°· J's Girl ·° - and wh£n I catch my breath, it's you I breath£ - says:

unless I poke you till you're tender and then poke you harder!



-; [ Melvo ] ;- "God isn't here for you tonight." says:

*ouch*



-; [ Melvo ] ;- "God isn't here for you tonight." says:

tralalala.



°· J's Girl ·° - and wh£n I catch my breath, it's you I breath£ - says:

*starts singing*



°· J's Girl ·° - and wh£n I catch my breath, it's you I breath£ - says:

Cos baby there just ain't no mountain HIGH ENOUG!



°· J's Girl ·° - and wh£n I catch my breath, it's you I breath£ - says:

*enough



-; [ Melvo ] ;- "God isn't here for you tonight." says:

LOL!



-; [ Melvo ] ;- "God isn't here for you tonight." says:

I can imagine you choking on the enoug



°· J's Girl ·° - and wh£n I catch my breath, it's you I breath£ - says:

hey, you shut up, k?



°· J's Girl ·° - and wh£n I catch my breath, it's you I breath£ - says:

hmph



-; [ Melvo ] ;- "God isn't here for you tonight." says:

enoug!!! *coughs chokes*



°· J's Girl ·° - and wh£n I catch my breath, it's you I breath£ - says:

melvo = filth



°· J's Girl ·° - and wh£n I catch my breath, it's you I breath£ - says:

take that!



-; [ Melvo ] ;- "God isn't here for you tonight." says:

dhanya = melvo + filth.



-; [ Melvo ] ;- "God isn't here for you tonight." says:

take that.



-; [ Melvo ] ;- "God isn't here for you tonight." says:

now you're filthy filth .



-; [ Melvo ] ;- "God isn't here for you tonight." says:

ha!



°· J's Girl ·° - and wh£n I catch my breath, it's you I breath£ - says:

you're lame shite!



-; [ Melvo ] ;- "God isn't here for you tonight." says:

totally.



°· J's Girl ·° - and wh£n I catch my breath, it's you I breath£ - says:

I'm so gonna paste this convo on my blog



-; [ Melvo ] ;- "God isn't here for you tonight." says:

oh dear.



-; [ Melvo ] ;- "God isn't here for you tonight." says:

i'm so gonna die.



°· J's Girl ·° - and wh£n I catch my breath, it's you I breath£ - says:

kill kill!



°· J's Girl ·° - and wh£n I catch my breath, it's you I breath£ - says:

*evil laughter*



°· J's Girl ·° - and wh£n I catch my breath, it's you I breath£ - says:

ok, say nice things about me so that the whole world will know how marvelous I am!



-; [ Melvo ] ;- "God isn't here for you tonight." says:

*stuffs muah chee down ur throat*



-; [ Melvo ] ;- "God isn't here for you tonight." says:

dhanya is a girl who forgets to use her brains sometimes.



°· J's Girl ·° - and wh£n I catch my breath, it's you I breath£ - says:

asshole



°· J's Girl ·° - and wh£n I catch my breath, it's you I breath£ - says:

wat's muah chee?



-; [ Melvo ] ;- "God isn't here for you tonight." says:

umm



-; [ Melvo ] ;- "God isn't here for you tonight." says:

this sticky dough thing that's rolled in crushed nuts



-; [ Melvo ] ;- "God isn't here for you tonight." says:

then u eat.



-; [ Melvo ] ;- "God isn't here for you tonight." says:

it.



°· J's Girl ·° - and wh£n I catch my breath, it's you I breath£ - says:

ah? sounds familir



°· J's Girl ·° - and wh£n I catch my breath, it's you I breath£ - says:

oh watvr



°· J's Girl ·° - and wh£n I catch my breath, it's you I breath£ - says:

ok, say more about me!



°· J's Girl ·° - and wh£n I catch my breath, it's you I breath£ - says:

I'm real hot, yeah?!



°· J's Girl ·° - and wh£n I catch my breath, it's you I breath£ - says:

huh? huh?



-; [ Melvo ] ;- "God isn't here for you tonight." says:

umm.



-; [ Melvo ] ;- "God isn't here for you tonight." says:

you're hot?



-; [ Melvo ] ;- "God isn't here for you tonight." says:

do muslims eat pigs?



°· J's Girl ·° - and wh£n I catch my breath, it's you I breath£ - says:

you are so dead when I post this



°· J's Girl ·° - and wh£n I catch my breath, it's you I breath£ - says:

racial dicrimination!



°· J's Girl ·° - and wh£n I catch my breath, it's you I breath£ - says:

die die!



-; [ Melvo ] ;- "God isn't here for you tonight." says:

wahahaha...oh pleae



-; [ Melvo ] ;- "God isn't here for you tonight." says:

*please



°· J's Girl ·° - and wh£n I catch my breath, it's you I breath£ - says:

life, as you know it, is not going to be the same Melvo



°· J's Girl ·° - and wh£n I catch my breath, it's you I breath£ - says:

muahahaha



-; [ Melvo ] ;- "God isn't here for you tonight." says:

aww c'mon



-; [ Melvo ] ;- "God isn't here for you tonight." says:

d'you really think i was being discriminatory?



°· J's Girl ·° - and wh£n I catch my breath, it's you I breath£ - says:

no lah.



°· J's Girl ·° - and wh£n I catch my breath, it's you I breath£ - says:

can't let me have my fun, can you



°· J's Girl ·° - and wh£n I catch my breath, it's you I breath£ - says:

suckling pig



-; [ Melvo ] ;- says:

totaly.



-; [ Melvo ] ;- says:

you racist



-; [ Melvo ] ;- says:

waha



-; [ Melvo ] ;- says:

im no suckling pig!



°· J's Girl ·° - and wh£n I catch my breath, it's you I breath£ - says:

me? racist? pls. I'm such a lover of all natuons



°· J's Girl ·° - and wh£n I catch my breath, it's you I breath£ - says:

*nations



°· J's Girl ·° - and wh£n I catch my breath, it's you I breath£ - says:

oh you are!



-; [ Melvo ] ;- says:

you love natuons



°· J's Girl ·° - and wh£n I catch my breath, it's you I breath£ - says:

oh man. you are so mean. I'm weeping buckets.



-; [ Melvo ] ;- says:

welll...



-; [ Melvo ] ;- says:

it's not my fault if you're an easy target y'noe



°· J's Girl ·° - and wh£n I catch my breath, it's you I breath£ - says:

I was being sarcarstic, man-fool



-; [ Melvo ] ;- says:

i knoe. woman-idiot.



°· J's Girl ·° - and wh£n I catch my breath, it's you I breath£ - says:

bloody.



°· J's Girl ·° - and wh£n I catch my breath, it's you I breath£ - says:

ok! gonna blog this now!!



-; [ Melvo ] ;- says:

oh dear.



-; [ Melvo ] ;- says:

go ahead.



°· J's Girl ·° - and wh£n I catch my breath, it's you I breath£ - says:

get ready for total damnation



°· J's Girl ·° - and wh£n I catch my breath, it's you I breath£ - says:

muahaha



-; [ Melvo ] ;- says:

i am ready.



-; [ Melvo ] ;- says:

hit me.





Okie doke! Hope the posting of this convo makes life a bit more interesting. Else it's a waste of finger-energy, copying and pasting it here.



Oh oh, a little note.



DOWN WITH MELVO!!

I am the Siren A man is often secretly oppressed by the role he has to play - by always having to be responsible, in control, and rational. The Siren is the ultimate male fantasy figure because she offers a total release form the limitations of his life. In her presence, which is always heightened and sexually charged, the male feels transported to a realm of pure pleasure. In a world where women are often too timid to project such an image, learn to take control of the male libido by embodying his fantasy. Symbol: Water. The song of the Siren is liquid and enticing, and the Siren herself is fluid and ungraspable. Like the sea, the Siren lures you with the promise of infinite adventure and pleasure. Forgetting past and future, men follow her far out to sea, where they drown.

What Type of Seducer are You?
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HUH?

Cleaned up my cupboard today. It was fun, man! Sounds weird, yeah? Cleaning, FUN? Well it's my clothes cupboard, and I love my clothes and trying them on again and again. Pathetic, I know.



My wardrobe is colourful! Pink, red, black, brown, green, white, purple, yellow, blue, flowery patterns, stripes, etc, etc. Not like someone I know, with a wardrobe filled with black. *looks in the general direction of J* Don't have as many red clothes as I'd like to though. Must get some! Oh, and I want to get a little t-shirt in baby blue. Lack light blue clothes. Oh, and I've got more pants then I thought! Quite formal ones. Will be good for work.



That reminds me, work tmr.



Sigh. Going to miss more episodes of Bewitched. Oh well.



Dinner beckons. I smell fried eggs. I love eggs!



*scampers away in search of food*

This convo, I had on msn. The guy added me yesterday, saying he got my mail from a mail my friend sent me. He saw my mail add, was attracted, and added me.



~Lameass Alert~



Here's the convo. I tried to be nice, since it's a friend of a friend's.



N.Ramnarayan says:

hi

°· J's Girl ·° - feels lik£ heav£n - says:

heya!

°· J's Girl ·° - feels lik£ heav£n - says:

N.Ramnarayan says:

you r beautiful

°· J's Girl ·° - feels lik£ heav£n - says:

!!!

°· J's Girl ·° - feels lik£ heav£n - says:

thanks.

N.Ramnarayan says:

where in sg u r from ?

°· J's Girl ·° - feels lik£ heav£n - says:

pasir ris

°· J's Girl ·° - feels lik£ heav£n - says:

you?

N.Ramnarayan says:

serangoon north

N.Ramnarayan says:

whats ur handphone number ?

°· J's Girl ·° - feels lik£ heav£n - says:

sorry, don't know you well enuff to give it to you

N.Ramnarayan says:

wait, i will send my pic

N.Ramnarayan says:

hey

°· J's Girl ·° - feels lik£ heav£n - says:

yeah?

N.Ramnarayan says:

check my pics online

N.Ramnarayan says:

wait, lemme give u the link

N.Ramnarayan says:

http://www.ambitions4.com/EPortfolio-Pub-ModelPortfolio.asp

N.Ramnarayan says:

in it u see my pics

N.Ramnarayan says:

i am the 2nd guy there

°· J's Girl ·° - feels lik£ heav£n - says:

okie doke

N.Ramnarayan says:

lemme know after u finish checking that out

°· J's Girl ·° - feels lik£ heav£n - says:

omg...you look like my ex!

°· J's Girl ·° - feels lik£ heav£n - says:

hehe

N.Ramnarayan says:

i see

N.Ramnarayan says:

u have a ex bf ?

N.Ramnarayan says:

theres my address as well

°· J's Girl ·° - feels lik£ heav£n - says:

yep

°· J's Girl ·° - feels lik£ heav£n - says:

your address? as in snail mail add?

N.Ramnarayan says:

yeah

N.Ramnarayan says:

huh

N.Ramnarayan says:

now may i know ur hp # ?

N.Ramnarayan says:

°· J's Girl ·° - feels lik£ heav£n - says:

hahah!

°· J's Girl ·° - feels lik£ heav£n - says:

sorry, but I'm faithful =)

N.Ramnarayan says:

did i say i love u ?

N.Ramnarayan says:

i want to be ur friend

°· J's Girl ·° - feels lik£ heav£n - says:

yeah, but giving you my number when I don't know you well seems unfaithful to me

°· J's Girl ·° - feels lik£ heav£n - says:

I've got different values, I think

N.Ramnarayan says:

then in what belief did i give my address ? my pics ? even when i also dont know you. belief lah. just try to believe. ok ?

N.Ramnarayan says:

sorry

N.Ramnarayan says:

if thats your viewpoint - i respect it

°· J's Girl ·° - feels lik£ heav£n - says:

you're a single guy, I think. I'm an attached girl. We think in different ways. uUndoubtedly, you're pissed

N.Ramnarayan says:

repeatedly i tell u

N.Ramnarayan says:

i am not behind u for nonsense

N.Ramnarayan says:

i just wanna be ur friend

N.Ramnarayan says:

i promise

N.Ramnarayan says:

why u doubt me ?

N.Ramnarayan says:

ok lah

N.Ramnarayan says:

bye !

°· J's Girl ·° - feels lik£ heav£n - says:

okie doke

°· J's Girl ·° - feels lik£ heav£n - says:

bye!





Don't know why I trouble myself being nice. Can you spell DHANYA IS A FOOL?

Which That '70s Show Character Are You?



Dhanya, you're like Kelso







Good looks and good luck with members of the opposite sex? That's Kelso. And like Kelso, you're a likeable character who adds fun and excitement to any scene. Whether you're goofing around, cracking jokes, or being the butt of a joke, you definitely make things much more interesting.



We're not saying you're as ditzy as the guy, but you certainly have his charm. So what if he's a little gullible? It makes him all the more endearing, and besides, he did score higher than Eric on the SATs. We bet you've probably got a few surprises up your sleeve too. Far out!



WTF?!!! He's the DUMBEST ASS I've ever come across, man!



BAH BAH BAH!!!