Quotable Stuff

Mom: What's this potato doing near the microwave?
Me : Cos I washed it to use it, and now I don't want it.
Mom: So you leave it to dry here? *gestures*
Me : Yah lah. *shrugs*
Mom: Which stupid fool taught you that?
Me : You, Ma!
Mom: I knew you were gonna say that. You're talking too much these days, y'know?

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December 1997, Hotel Nest International - India

Dad:(on the phone) Yes yes, we're in India now....we're staying at Hotel... *racks brain for the name*
Mom: *holds up a serviette*
Dad: Ah, at the Bird's Nest.
Mom, Me and Sisters: *roll arnd laughing helplessly*