I'm in pain. So much pain.



Nope, my mom didn't tell me I was a bad daughter again. I'm just MENSTRUATING.



*screams and dies*



Excruciating! Sash called earlier in the afternoon and in between the lame-assed jokes, I made these weird-assed noises like "Urrrrggggrrrkkkkk!" and "Pffffffoorrrggghhoooopppppfff!"



Grrrrr....*grits teeth*