First-year students at med school were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.

The professor started the class by telling them: "In medicine, it is necessary to have 2 important qualities as a doctor. The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the human body." For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck his finger in his mouth..

"Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students. The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and
sucking on it. Each one tried his best not to puke. When everyone had finished, the Professor looked at them and told them, "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention."


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My birthday's in 2 days! Too bad I'll be working. It'll be the very first birthday that I'll be working on, y'know. That's entirely due to the fact that so far I've only done temp stunts at companies. With the exception of now, that is. Actually... I'm on the search for another job, cos I can't be doing shifts when I start on my part-time course later next year; 8pm is too late to finish work if I've other commitments. So I guess I'm self-proclaimedly temping.

I love it when my birthday comes arnd. It feels like a mini-festival to me. Like it's December 19th, so start smiling, everybody! Haha. It's sorta childish but I love the feeling. Will be wearing my contacts to work instead of glasses; I MUST put some real effort into looking good at least once a yr. And what btr day to do it then on my birthday, yah?

Sash's in India. I miss her! Oh well, Christmas will be here extremely soon, and she'll be back, thank god.

There are so many ppl I need to meet up with soon. And some of you, I don't even have your numbers on account of my handphone dying on me and my losing of all my contacts. :( If you read this, ppl, send me an sms, ok?

I don't even meet my best friend often. Lame, lame, lame.

Note to self: Don't take kindness, nor love, for granted.


I just recieved an email from Jobstreet wishing me a very happy birthday. Aww... hahaha. Oh, Deepers' was the first birthday greeting I got, in the form of a Friendster testimonial! Oh, and he's in India too. Lousy assholes, go to India for what? Especially at the time when everybody gets together for parties. Oh well.. it's not like Sash can come out whenever she wants to anyway.

I btr go sleep now, got work tmr. Thank god I work in the east. Oh, Mom AND Dad are screaming at me to go to bed. Such coordination! :-p

Toodles.


P.S: I can't wait to see what Jay's got for me! And sweetheart, like I said, I will love the present for sure, but I will love it even more if you told me what it is. *beams* Ok, stupid, I know. It's worth the shot tho. The suspense is KILLING ME!! *dies*