So all I did this halloween was binge on chicken nuggets. And cut the centre out of a fruit cake cos the oven's mad and the middle part refused to cook its gooey self.

Oh, I did paint my nails black, tho! But they're matt. And a little messy. A bit like acrylic paint. Boooo.

My charcoal sticks are wailing to be used. I got them a good...*counts months off fingers* ... 5 months ago.

WOW, TIME FLIES THE CONCORDE.