Due to budget reasons, I just had my last stick for the week. Next time I smoke will be Wednesday, and that'll be shisha with Miss Hillbilly.

Shit, I'm a little high from my smoke. It was a Marlboro light. This is unnatural.

Maybe I'll just do shisha from now on. Mmmm.

I know you probably don't care.

Oh, payday's Tuesday. I'm gonna get new lingerie. YAY!