Quotable Stuff

My mom called me when I was with Jay yesterday.

Me : Hello.
Mom: Ma?
Me : Ah?
Mom: Eh, Dhanya!
Me : *starts laughing* Why did you call me 'Ma'?
Mom: Forgot who I was calling...thought I was talking to my mom. Sigh...old age lah.

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I was on the phone with Daniel when mom called for me.

Me : Enthu ma? ('What Mom?' in malayalam)
Daniel: HAHAHAHAHAHA! Enthu maaa?!!! HAHAHAHA. Blardy malayalees.
Me : Whaaat? Hmph. Blardy punjabi-tamil you.
Daniel: Oooh look at me...I'm Dhanya and I'm bloody malayalee and I think I'm sooo cool.
Me : Ah?
Daniel: Oh, and my hair is so long and curly and I'm so fair and I think I'm soooo cool. Oh that reminds me, I gotta wash my hair for this big party I'm going to today and omigosh I'm sooo excited and I'm sooo cool.
Me : Ah???
Daniel: Oooh, look at me, I dunno what Daniel's talking abt but I am sooo COOL.
Me : Umm...ooooooooooooook...if you say so. Bored, rite?
Daniel: Sigh...yah.