So! Tmr's the big swamiji day. For those of you to whom I've not bitched about it yet, I'm going to Malaysia(again) but this time, it's due the insistence of my mom that I need mental help.

DON'T YOU DARE LAUGH.

I'm not sure what to think. She either thinks I am mad, am less than satisfactory as a proper human being, or possessed. Whatever it is, I hope it's not the last supposition, as it'd be super freaky. That shld explain my wondrous ability to snort, though. And Shamini's claim that I have lips that look like a pig's. Possessed by the spirit of a pig.

Ok, I'm talking nonsense. Hope the swami guy doesn't reveal stuff that I don't want revealed to my folks.