Y'know wat's good about having a pregnant woman in your house?

SNACKS.

It's bloody marvellous, I tell you. There always are snacks in the house. Chips, chocolates, drinks, and the occasional pizza or KFC if she gets the craving. Needless to say, I'm going crazy being all gluttony. Absolute divinity!

*floats in a sea of chips and Coke cans*