Kamal sent me this email. Hahah!

Once while visiting a very rich friend, the maid approached me and...
Question: "What would you like to have? Fruit Juice, Soda, Tea,
Chocolate, Capuccino, Frapuccino, or Coffee?"
Answer: " Tea, please..."
Question: "Ceylon Tea, Indian Tea, Herbal Tea, Bush Tea, Honey Bush Tea,
Iced Tea or Green Tea?"
Answer: "Ceylon Tea."
Question: "How would you like it? Black or white?
Answer: "White."
Question: "Milk or fresh cream?
Answer: "With milk."
Question: "Goat's milk or cow's milk?"
Answer: "With cow milk please."
Question: "Freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?"
Answer: "Um. I'll just take it black."
Question: "Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?"
Answer: "With sugar."
Question: "Beet sugar or cane sugar?"
Answer: "Cane sugar."
Question:" White, brown or yellow sugar?"
Answer: "Forget about the tea, just give me a glass of water instead."
Question: "Mineral water, tap water or distilled water?"
Answer: "Mineral water."
Question: "Flavored or non-flavored?"
Answer: "I think I'll just die of thirst..."