My ex-gangster colleague, on the H1N1 epidemic;

'This H1N1 flu ah, surely kenna mix with another virus then we all become zombies.'

and...

'Must faster find Milla Jovovich and clone.'

My dad called my mom in the morning to say that he's been thinking abt those couple of days when they were contemplating aborting me(due to financial reasons. I'm the 4th girl); the letter from the doctor, the appointment, the hospital visit. And he told her this: the only thing he's ever done right in his entire life was to decide to not abort me.

The only thing right in his entire life.

:)

So. My twinnie/best friend has left the country for good.

For good.

Bloody hell. Who the heck else is gonna call me when I'm busy, and complain that I don't pick up? Who else is gonna make me earrings and casually fish them out of her bag, in pretty gauze? Why do my best friends keep migrating?

You guys suck.

I don't like how this blog looks on Jay's WIIIIIIDE computer screen. My boxes on the right are cutting into the picture in a most unsightly way!

Let me now push away thoughts of template editing, and concentrate on my assignment. Frikkin @&!*#@& assignments that're taking so much research to do. Studying part-time while working full-time is no joke, man.

I can do it!

Someone thinks I'm Sister Mary.

Me : Hellooo.
Him: Sister Mary.
Me : Who?
Him: Sister Mary?
Me : Err no. You got the wrong number.
Him: Sister Mary. You are the chosen one.
Me : Ha! Is this Venga?
Him: Sister Mary, you are the chosen one. You are gonna be sacrificed!
Me : Ha ha ha. Who're this?
Him: Sister Mary. Sister Mary.
Me : Who the heck are you?!
Him: Sister Mary!
Me : Okay I'm Sister Mary. And who are you?
Him: *hangs up*
Me : *tries to decide whether to laugh or fume*

2 minutes later;

Him: Sister Mary!
Me : If you don't tell me who you are, I'm gonna hang up.
Him: Don't hang up Sister Mary!! I am Father James.
Me : You're WHAT?
Him: *sniggers and hangs up again*

Asshole called 2 more times, but I refused to pick up. I'm trying to finish up work so that I can leave at 6, y'know. And this bloody fool has disrupted my flow. I HAD to blog about it, and here I am, not doing my work!

I do want to know what other wacky stuff he has to say tho. I think I'm the ideal prank-callee. I know there is no such word. Don't mind me.

P.S: New background! Faceless as promised. Haha.

I'm gonna change my blogskin! Sick of seeing my face up there. So, the next background image will be faceless.

Curious? Wait and see. MUAHAHA!

I realise I have not blogged for aaaaaaages. That's probably cos I've absolutely NO TIME to. Doesn't help that I still don't have a personal lappy. Anybody feeling generous/likes me enough to get me one? Oh, and Hill says she wants one too. Who the heck is Hill, you ask? She's been working with me the past few months.

CRAZY BITCH ALERT!







We're wearing similar outfits today! Unintentionally, ofcos. It's happened around...3 times so far? I suppose we shld start letting each other know of our clothing choices in the mornings.



Twinnie!!!! The backside that's leavin in a month. :.(


Selvi, I and Nirmala at some random hotel. Don't Selvi and I look a bit alike?


Waiting to see the doctor at the polyclinic, on Tuesday. I love pulling sickies!

Time to take a breather. Might be back later!

SICK! Sick sick sick.

Not terribly sick, actually. I'm just sniffling and coughing like a deranged monkey with a cold would. The weather is mad. One moment the sun will be beating you down, hot-freezing the air so that no tree will be moving and every hair of yours will be in place, getting frizzier by the minute (popping like popcorn, maybe?) and the next moment will see you shivering and wishing you brought a jacket out with you while you watch branches sway violently, and sometimes a branch or two quit hanging on for dear life and fall right of its tree. How...thrilling.

Time to go to the clinic! Persuaded Jay to take half the day off, so that I'll have company while grocery shopping. Baking apple pie for tmr's family gathering! Jay's side of the family. I suppose I'm in the mood to impress more than I already have. Haha. That is, provided the apple pie doesn't suck horribly.

Let you know how the pie turns out, and if it's any decent, I'll put the recipe up. :-D

:-D

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After recently shedding a couple of kilos, I have only ONE pair of jeans that fit me well. Okay, I just got one(that cost a teeeny bit more than my usual ones cos hopefully, it doesn't expand madly like the last one did) from Century Square last night, and now there're TWO. But that's still a slightly sad state of affairs, especially since I wear jeans most of the time, even to work. I can choose to wear shorts to work, but I'd prefer not to wobble all over the centre.

Jay got me a dress on Sunday! It's pretty and superbly feminine. I LOVE IT, and will be wearing it this Saturday, so I'll put up a picture of it. With me in it, ofcos.

I feel a wee bit bimbotic, blogging about clothes. Maybe I shld move on to more intelligent or perhaps masculine topics, to demonstrate total un-bimbotism?

Naaaaah.

But I DO wanna mention that I'm going for the Beerfest Asia 2009 this Friday, cos I'm fantastically excited about it! Jay's friends are a bunch of whackjobs. So charming. And they exude even more charm when under influence of intoxicating substances. So, YAY!! Saturday's time with Venga and Nantha. Sunday's family day!

I'm so blessed. (Touchwood.) Things aren't smooth, but they're good. There are so many adversities happening around me, yet my journeys are beautiful, tho rocky. The little endings should be just as good, I hope.

Yet another installment. I can hear you whooping!


Scarlet Starlet says:
!

Scarlet Starlet says:
i had no idea you were online

°· her royal freshness ·° says:
cos I sneaked in ah!

Scarlet Starlet says:
*cusses like an injured sailor*

°· her royal freshness ·° says:
*listens with interest*

Scarlet Starlet says:
ho!

Scarlet Starlet says:
i mean OH!

Scarlet Starlet says:
(HAHA)

°· her royal freshness ·° says:
you call me what!

°· her royal freshness ·° says:
*struts around*

°· her royal freshness ·° says:
10 dollah. *winks*

Scarlet Starlet says:
eh. that's expensive.

°· her royal freshness ·° says:
ah. but for you special rate

°· her royal freshness ·° says:
7 dollah. :-D

Scarlet Starlet says:
okay, i'll give you 5

°· her royal freshness ·° says:
no no no no. I have a pet spider to feed

Scarlet Starlet says:
mmm. 4.50 then.

°· her royal freshness ·° says:
6 dollah 50cent

°· her royal freshness ·° says:
(HAHAHAHA)

Scarlet Starlet says:
okay, how about 4

°· her royal freshness ·° says:
come on, you look like nice woman!

Scarlet Starlet says:
damnit. you drive a hard bargain. 3.50!

°· her royal freshness ·° says:
you go screw yourself, you big stupid!

°· her royal freshness ·° says:
*struts away*

Scarlet Starlet says:
wait wait wait! 3!